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 Post subject: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:19 pm 
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Basically all I can remember was that it was a series and I think the first one had a wizard(yes i know) and a warrior lookimg for some stone egg that could make everything turn into stone and move mountains shit like that!!! also I remember different coloured bottles that with a ring you could enter (bit like the tardis) Also I remember some sort of flashing sun type object that could speak. It flew around generally being annoying..
I'm tearing my hair out!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:17 am 
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you just made this all up!

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:51 pm 
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lol, its ok I've actually found it, by a Author called Hugh Cook, mucho searching was done

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
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For a minute I thought you were struggling to find it for searching the ghey p0rn section of books, till i read his name a second time :)

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:59 am 
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lol

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:19 am 
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yes very funny!!! :-)

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:40 pm 
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Assuming the series is Chronicles of an Age of Darkness;

From Wiki -

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At different times, the novels portray or allude to murder, bestiality, female genital cutting, cannibalism, racism, sexism, speciesism, abortion, masturbation, mutation, incest, inbreeding, constipation, assassination, gambling, drunkenness, brawling, diarrhoea, capitalism, leprosy, castration, slavery, evolution, patricide, regicide, venereal disease, forgery, treason, dwarf tossing, torture, orgies, incontinence, suicide, disembowelment, capital and corporal punishment, drug use, religious fraud, bribery, blackmail, animal cruelty, disfigurement, infanticide, the caste system, democratic revolutionary movements, rape, theft, genocide, transvestitism, premature ejaculation, prostitution, piracy, and polygamy.


So, which of these first attracted you to the series? ;)

and is it any good? The comments about the guy completely changing his writing style from book to book sound interesting...


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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:09 pm 
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Your over a year late matey...

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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
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Lol - does sound good though!


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 Post subject: Re: Trying to remember a book series from years ago.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:56 pm 
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Actually found all these books in my loft, gave them another read and found them as funny as the first time I read them.
Unfortunately you can't get them on the internet as far as I've seen.

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