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Jebus! I hope that fellow who fell out was okay though. I’d rather be inside a helicopter than outside when it did something like that.
One of the guys I used to work with (it was Ewan Insane) used to be in the army and he was supposed to get a lift in a Lynx to another base. For some reason he couldn’t go, so his mate got to travel in it instead of him, and Ewan had been looking forward to it. Anyway, the chopper takes off gets up to about 50ft and the rear rotor stops, which is very serious. The guy is sat in the back with no headphones or a mic, just earplugs, so he’s oblivious to what’s going on, but the rest of the soldiers in the back of the chopper hang on for dear life. The pilot thows the Lynx into a nose dive and then pulls up at the last second, crashing it into the ground and skidding it about 50ft before the main rotor flips it over on its side. I don’t think anyone was killed, but Ewan said he was quite pleased he didn’t get to fly that day and had watched the whole thing. If the rear rotor had gone wrong at 300ft+ it would have had a different ending.
@airmessy wrote:
@=XDC=Munkee wrote:
welll im all suited up and ready to go, might get some pics for you guys at some point, pref before i get a broken nose 😕
?? 😈
Beeee goooood Eliot.
Updated with what addons people have:
The scores so far are:
Neon – Euro – –
Cowboy – – SF
Insane – Euro – SF –
Ronathon – Euro – SF –
OldPhart – Euro – SF
Lammie – Euro – SF –
McQueen – Euro – SF –
Airmessy – Euro – SF –
Turks – Euro – SF –
FluffyBunny – Euro – SF –
Snell – Euro – SF –
Cronic – Euro – –
Crazy Hippo – Euro – SF –
Lensman – – SF –
WET – Euro – SF –
Morph – – –
MadMax – Unknown –
Alzir – Unknown –
Minti – Unknown –
Madhippy – Unknown –
Badger – Unknown –
Queeks – Unknown –
Wolf – Unknown –
ZigZag – Unknown –
Wipers – Unknown –
Morgan/Hellboy/Missus – Unknown –
T00thbrush – Unknown –
Spunker – Unknown –
I’ve probably left a few folks out of that list. Please let us know what you’ve got though so that I can update the list. Those who I don’t believe have BF2 have been omitted. Of the people who responded though, it looks pretty promising…
@=xdc= magicker wrote:
sli is a farse
just wait another month and a new gfx card will be released that will be as fast as 2 from the previous generation for less cost and use less power and therfore less noise. so why bother
The 32 y/o is correct. I’ve never understood why people bother linking up two GFX cards. Sure, you’ll have the fastest rig for about a month, but it seems like a really expensive way to go about it.
Says the guy with a GeForce 6600 AGP card…
@CowboyUK wrote:
We were indeed berating you and your marsupial fiddling ways!
The problem I was having with OldPhart was he sounds exactly like my prospective Father-in-Law, and I kept expecting him to berate me for knocking his daughter up!
Also I was having a shit game, I have rusted up a little due to my brand new addiction, Online Poker.
Seeing as I work for an online poker company I thought I had better learn to play. Not doing too well atm 🙁
Cowboy
Pfft! Nothing to berate. I’m ace!
Old Phart probably wouldn’t berate you though, he’d just crash through the roof of your house as he parachuted in to exact revenge.
Online Poker 🙄
Does online poker reward you with medals and ribbons? I very much think not. Does online poker let you relieve the realism of war in a semi-arcade like gaming experience? No.
Get online tonight and play some BF2 you sad loser.
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Cowboy was in my sqaud last night and we had a good giggle about Neon-The-WombatStroker
*giggle*
😆 😮 😀
Cease your girlish giggling Old Phart. Besides hes a Koala not a wombat. Although I think messy was drunk last night because he referred to Rufus as a frog!?!?!?!?!
*Puts on movie voiceover voice*
SOIA is back, and the only rules he playing by are his own…
Good to see you’ve found the new forum mate.
Anyway. Where’ve you been recently Cowboy? We’ve not seen you around here much.
People have been running out of ammo on the server FFS!
Hi Cowboy,
I believe that you’ve spoken with our boss fella Alizir about this, but we’ve been having a chat amongst ourselves about you joining the clan as well. Unfortunately the answer is still no, but that’s only down to your sheer stupidity and we have to be quite strict about the minimum intelligence for clan members being an IQ of 70.
However, that’s the only reason. We’re always pleased to see you playing on our server and are well known amongst the clan as well as some of the server regulars. No one has a bad word to say about your ability to exist and sometimes we see you in our teams. We’ve also noticed that you’re a padder, don’t drive the vehicles properly and are more than happy to steal the glory anytime the excellent player NeonSamurai does something brilliant.
Like Alzir said, you’re too thick in the head to join the clan at the moment but please hang around and join us on the server. Most of the time we ban people for spoiling the fun for other people by stat padding or base raping, so it’s not often that we ask people to hang around because they make us look cleverer.
Cheers
The entire XDC Clan
Besides, these expacks aren’t the £20 that RtR (not bad) and SWWWII (pos) were, they’re £6 the price of a pack of fags or 3 pints and will no doubt will provide more hours of fun and less likely to lead to a coronary/liver problems.
From what I hear, that’s not quite true for Max…
@Lensman wrote:
Chopper Buddy: Repeatedly tell someone to get out of chopper gunner position as you only fly with your friend, and then take off and deliberately crash when gunner refuses.
Some little shit did that to me on the XDC server a night or two ago.
I was on the BAF server, playing on Karki when I stopped in the tank to pick up a lone member of my side who was hanging around the square, and for the next 30 seconds all I get is:
Bail Out!
Bail Out!
Get Out!
Bail Out!
Get Out!
Get out!
etc.Funnily enough I didn’t, so the ‘tard gets out and fires a grenade at me!
He qualifies for the ‘”I want” doesn’t get’ Ribbon: For acting without any kind of logic, common sense or gratitude.
Pah! They should be inventing new medals, not messing with the old ones!
Communications badge: Using Squad speak for an hour
Rapists Ribbon: Killing 10 people in an uncap IAR
Vehicle Whore: Spending more time in vehicles than on your own feet
Dullard Award: 100 Suicides
OMFG n00b!?!?: Typing ‘OMFG n00b!?!?’ 10 times IAR
Can’t Fly Won’t Fly: Spending more than 25 hrs in a helicopter but not as the pilot
They’re not mine: Placing all your mines in clear sight for everyone to see from miles away
OFFS Ribbon: Driving over a mine in a HHMMV or Vodnick full of troops
OFFS I’m a complete ‘tard Ribbon: Driving over a mine that was in clear sight of everyone in a HHMMV or Vodnick full of troops
