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Insane’s right. The only way you can redeem yourself is to take an Airsoft rifle to Santa Pod and dish out some payback on those hippies. Make them pay! Obviously you’ll need some witty Arnie-esque quote to snarl under your breath as you dispense karmic vengeance. How about these:
“Peace ain’t going to save you now hippie boy!”
“This is for all those wars you stopped soap dodger!”
“Contientiously object to THIS pacifist!”
Blimey! That is pretty awesome. But two and a half hours? Crikey! That’s a patient chap. I don’t think I’ll heap so much scorn on MS Paint in the future.*
*The expletives used in this paragraph have been deemed family friendly.
Well I’m still up for it, so sorry you can’t make it Lensman.
Who else is still up for it? We’ve got two months to go so maybe we need a definitive headcount to see who’s coming?
Looks good Spunker. Although I will be completing the game quicker than anyone else and saving the lives of my men by using the shoot-the-mother hax.
I’ve still not got ArmA yet, but from what I played I thought it looked pretty good. The origional FP2 shots I saw seemed to be set in a desert though.
I’ll be looking forward to FP2 coming out in 2017.
Heh. Ding Dong!
All 100% false though, thanks to a clever selection of realistic prothesises(es) and photo-chopping. Although I wish I’d had the idea to do a porn site which blokes paid to look at pictures of women with balloons up their jumpers.
GENIUS!
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
😆 😆
Have to say I was looking forward to a woman with Big tits!!
Well, here you go, although she’s a bit too flat for my tastes:
Nice find on the i-Rack. Makes a change to see some genuinely good satire.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
we are finding that american tv series are about the only thing worth watching on tv
hear hear.. it pains me to say that USA TV owns our Shit TV!
Wolf.. do what I do for 24.. wait till its out on boxset, buy it and have 2 weeks off work watching it.. errrmm ok ok get a job then have 2 weeks off.. or have 2 weeks off study???
you know it makes sense!
The trouble with UK TV is that if we try to copy the US style then we fall flat on our faces. When we try to be origional then we get it right. Spaced and Life on Mars spring to mind.
But when we try to do stuff like the British X Files (Torchwood) or British Jurrassic Park (Primeval) then we fall short. And don’t get me started on teh amount of shite reality TV we make. My advice to British TV companies is this:
Give me 5 million quid and I’ll make you a decent show.
This film is utterly mental.
If they’d given in a ska soundtrack rather than the trashy West Coast metal then it’d get maximum points from me. Statham, off his face in a hospital gown powering through the streets of LA to the sounds of Bad Manners or the Specials would have been genius. I could even forgive the helicopter that gains height quicker than the space shuttle.
Top notch, funny action film.
Happy Birthday Hampster. Don’t fear the big three zero. I love being in my 30’s. Means I can moan about stuff and look at sheds in garden centres without getting odd looks.
Plus you get to say things to policemen like “Listen here sonny…”
Sorry guys but I checked with some of my high ranking contacts at the MOD and they told me that Mouse has been lying to us about his recent tour. He’s not out in Afganistan, but actually taking it easy in Gibraltar! They even sent me photographic proof!
Couldn’t resist a quick photochop 😉
Hope things are going okay out there Mouse. Take care and looking forward to chatting with you on TS when you get back.
