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Yeah, and why the fuck is she so concerned about landmines? I mean, she’s only half as at risk of them as everyone else.
LMFAO!
Wait…
If I laughed heartily at that, does it make me a bad person?
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
This is my fantasy football team
you nerdy gheys!
Pah! They’re not even wearing shin pads, and Heather Mills-McCartney is 6th from the left! My team will run rings around her.
And for the record SOIA, my team choice is spot on. The cyclops from Krull might not have the ability to judge distances, but he can see into the future. Admittedly the aspect of the future that he can see is his own death, but as I said to him “Rell, if you let in any goals I’ll kill you.” This means he constantly knows which way to dive.
As to my exposed wing play: I’ve got the dragon from Dragonslayer! If anyone knows about wings it’s her! My second choice for players on the wing was going to be any woman from the Bodyform ads, but I’d run out of points by then.
Bunny hoppers are IMHO the people who jump up and down whilst returning fire (thankfully much harder to do since the patching). I’ll jump as I approach a vehicle that I want to drive, or as I’m about to reach cover under fire, but that’s about it.
You’ll know you’ve been a bunny hopper when Wipers calls you a “BUNNY HOPPING C*&T!”
Because we all know how aggressive Wipers gets ๐
Not quite the same thing, but when I was a younger man back in the 90’s I used to watch ‘Cindy Crawfords Workout Video’ so much that my right arm was permanently at a 90% angle.
@xdc the doc wrote:
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
me to, hate that advert, so much so, I rush for the mute button and cover my ears!
Ah m8 – once you press the mute button no ear covering is required. Need any more help give me a shout ๐
Actually Doc, if you’d seen the whole advert then you wouldn’t be taking any chances ๐
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
If you can guarentee us a sing song around the Joana, some jellied eels, a knees up with some chimney sweeps and honest to goodness cockney hospitality then we might be interested.
I can promise a singsong around Joanna the local prossie, some Manchester Caviar, a kneecapping with some scallies and honest to God Mancunian hospitals. So what you waiting for?
Hmmm…
Sounds like a night out in Leighton Buzzard, but without the strange accents.
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
lol Neon
although Add me to you list of non gay actors you wanker ๐
The only human sausage I ever get close to is my own thank you very much ๐I’m sorry Mr Spunker, but the fact that you even admit getting near your own sausage makes you gay by association. No self respecting straight guy would ever dream of doing such a thing. Here’s some more actors I’ve decided are gay:
Johnny Lee Miller
Jude Law
Harry Connick Junior
Harry Connick Senior
Harry Connick Senior’s Dad
Harry Connick Senior’s Dad’s Dad
Keanu Reeves
Brian Denehy@sickofitall wrote:
Ok, I’ve signed up. Bit pissed off though since I couldnt pick my hero Peter Crouch 11 times to play in every position.
Plus I couldnt have Xenia Seeburg as my personal assistant so she could come in and use my “dictaphone”. What kind of “fantasy” football league are they running there?! Ridiculous.
Sounds like a fucking joke to me. Where’s Pele? Where’s Kevin Keegan? Where’s Michael Caine from Escape to Victory? It’s a disgrace!
For the record, my fantasy football team is:
Aragorn – Striker
Boromir – Striker
Optimus Prime – Striker
The Dragon from Dragon Slayer – Midfield
Legolas – Midfield
Xena the Warrior Princess – Midfield
Willow from Buffy – Midfield
Willow from Willow – Midfield
Mr Bennett from Take Hart – Defence
Merlin the Magician – Defence
The Cyclops from Krull – Goal KeeperAlthough he is a massive ghey, Insane always manages to find absolutely cracking birds to date, and now he’s copping off with an actress. Bah!
However all actors are gay. Every single one of them is a raging queer (except Sir Norman Wisdom and Kurt Russell of course). Don’t belive me? Here’s written (typed) proof for ya:
Tom Cruise – Gay
George Clooney – Gay
Brad Pitt – Ultra Gay
Matt Damon – Gay
Jean Claude Van Damme – Lord of the Gays
Kevin Spacey – GayOh and I’ve just remembered that Mr Bennett from ‘Take Hart’ also wasn’t gay, but Tony Hart was.
@TurksMeister wrote:
Paypal…
But surely if he doesnt advertise it as recorded then he does not have to send it recorded…
Basically I will start the “Item has not arrived” procedure tomorrow if it hasn’t arrived.
Double Grrr!
Well, like Wipers posted (and linked to the costs) รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ7 for postage would be for up to something weight about 2kg, and I seriously doubt that a PSP weights that much!
Plus as far as I can see, the guy’s ebay record is only for things he’s brought, not for things he’s sold, so by complaining you might be doing it a great deal of harm.
Okee dokeee,
I can rarely stay for a drink on a Monday or a Thursday any night of the week, but any other ‘school night’ suits me. Nights where ‘the boss’ has planned thing for us are also out of the question, so the weekend of the 1st September (inc Friday) I can’t make.
Also, I’m very much in financial dire starights at the moment, so I’ll be around for a drink, but probably not the meal.
Sod that, you can all com up to Manchester or somewhere north, you southern pansies!
If you can guarentee us a sing song around the Joana, some jellied eels, a knees up with some chimney sweeps and honest to goodness cockney hospitality then we might be interested.
