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@=XDC=FluffyBunny wrote:
went on a bit… and the only fitty in it was killed by a bike pump…
ok depending on how the bike pump was used to kill her may make it worth watching ?
I dunno. I’m thinking; Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak BOOOM!
Incidentally. Worst ever Bond villain death was the guy who inflated and burst like a balloon in ‘Live and Let Die’. Where was the blood ๐
Oh I see.
When a child behaves like this, he is considered hip, groovy or possibly ‘funktastic’.
Yet when I drink too much Pimms at a wedding and decide to ‘bust some moves’ I get escorted out and informed that I am no longer welcome in the church.
Cough*double standards*Cough
It’s been ages since I read the good book, but isn’t 1 John 1:9:
“Thou shalt not fanny about on a yacht.” Or words to that effect.
You do that, Morgan. I, unlike most of these XDC heathens, appreciate nice ink.
On the old forums we used to have a gallery dedicated to tattoos. In fact I’ve decided to lay down a tattoo challenge:
I will pay รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ2 (in hard cash) to the first person (subsequent individuals will not qualify) to have =XDC= in large, bold red letters tattooed on their forehead.
That’s two whole English pounds. No catch, it’s a genuine offer.
I was going to show you how to add =XDC= to your BF2 account, but you’ll have to speak to Magicker about your forum details.
Stat ho ๐
That’s a good suggestion for his new name Badger.
The XDC collective changed their minds about you joining up after you tried to kiss Pharty the other night.
In this clan a man’s lips are his own private kingdom.
Phew! Sounds like Materazzi got off lightly! ๐
Messy was mentioning something about this on TS last night, but I thought I’d post what lip reading experts think the Italian player said:
WHAT WAS SAID?
BBC Radio Five Live asked a deaf lip reader to read Materazzi’s words phonetically to an Italian translator:
She deciphered the insult as being “you’re the son of a terrorist whore”
The BBC’s Ten O’Clock News called in experts to study the television footage who said:Materazzi told Zidane to “calm down” before accusing him of being a “liar” and wished “an ugly death to you and your family”. This was followed by “Go f*** yourself”
Of course with Zidane’s mum ill in hospital, Materazzi might have committed something of a faux par.
@=XDC=Morgan wrote:
Welcome matey!!!!
(and where the fark is he? jeeeeez the guy gets three pages of hi’s and hes still nowhere to be seen!!!!) ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
I think the problem might be that we have two Cowboys on the forum: 1 of the 7DR boys and Brett (who changed his name to cowboy
), so I guess that there might have been some confusion about who’s got access. Nobody say anything bad about those 7DR losers, just in case.
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Dinner as in supper, not dinner as in lunch, which is wot the peasants call it. And no, we dined not, we had a drink, chaperoned by Mrs Phart
Yes and I’ve already told Max how many pictures of him you had in your house. There must have been about 50 (excluding the shrine).
I dunno where Cowboy’s gone. Maybe he was scared off my Magickers over-friendliness ๐
He normally only logs on at lunch time, and I don’t think he could see the private forums when he did.
He probably just wants to make a big entrace. He’s such a drama queen…
