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You can use SUPER © [freeware] to convert vids to gifs but I haven’t worked out how to reduce the file size yet.
They might be small but those are beautiful waves you’ve got there.I had a look around the site looking for the punchline to a bad joke but it seems it’s for real:
Is it legal?
It is illegal to obscure your number plates. It is not illegal to spray mud onto your car, provided you do not obscure your plates in the process. We certainly can’t condone anyone doing this in order to avoid, for example, detection by speed cameras. You can be fined quite heftily if you do obscure your number plates, it is not however, we are advised by the legal profession, an offence for which you will attract an endorsement on your licence.
@xdc the doc wrote:
Lol Neon top idea! 😀
As for giving a girl a hula hoop whilst pretending you have got her a nice gift…. 4 aces is either single and doomed to be so for ever more or has a VERY understanding woman.Lol Doc. It’s not so much that she’s understanding. It’s more that ALL my ladies like the fried potato products 😉
Buying a present, whilst being very sweet, psychologically puts you on the back foot. It indicates that you are trying to impress her like all the other guys. What you have to do is make her impressed with you (which isn’t the same thing).
Everyone will be buying her presents (it’s her birthday) so how are you going to stand out?
Get hold of a very expensive box from Tiffany’s or something that looks like it will contain a ring. Wrap it up nicely but inside the box put a KP Snacks Hula Hoop. She will freak out (probably in a bad way) when she thinks you’ve bought her a ring but will at least see that you have a sense of humour when she opens it (either that or think you’re a very weird, cheap-ass bastard 🙂 ). At that point you can say that you were going to buy her a present but wouldn’t it be more fun if you spent the money on a dinner for two?
Don’t try to sidle your way into her affections by bribing her with a present, win her over with your actions.
Fortune favours the brave Turks – Buy her a present when you’ve won the prize 😉[BTW I take no responsibility whatsoever for this ludicrous advice but it might just work and if it doesn’t, she probably didn’t like you anyway]
P.S. Asking for girl advice on the internet, even if it’s just for a present, makes you a nerd 😉 😉 😉That’ll learn ’em:
@a journalist wrote:
Abramovich might be regretting his populist decision to watch his team’s goalless draw with Fulham among the hardcore fans in the Shed End. As Drogba saw red for landing his studs on Chris Baird’s right shoulder and Fulham came close to ending Chelsea’s long unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, supporters turned on the owner. One threw his shirt to the ground and screamed abuse at the Russian: many, many more sang Mourinho’s name to Abramovich’s face. At the end of the game, according to an eye witness, chief executive Peter Kenyon was verbally abused and spat at.
@=XDC=JuDgE-MenTaL wrote:
I found this article on the Guardian Website…..I know, wtf was I doing there??? Anyway I think it pretty much tells it like it is and confirms that Roman is indeed a cock, allbeit a very rich one.
Lol, I posted a link to that Guardian story at the top of page 2 of this thread but agreed Roman is indeed a cock and as for Kenyon…
I was trying to find out why that particular journalist had so much inside knowledge so I googled him. In the article you just posted he says@Duncan Castles wrote:
Mourinho dropped Shevchenko from his first team, leaking the story to a national newspaper in an open challenge to Abramovich to sack him.
On my google search I discovered that the journalist Mourinho leaked it to was the same guy who wrote this, Duncan Castles, writing in the Times, so you can be sure that he and Mourinho have a very good relationship and that this story really does, as you say, tell it like it is. I also found this telephone interview published on the same day, by the same guy which gives Mourinho’s official position. Basically to receive the money he is entitled to, Mourinho has agreed to “parting by mutual consent” but the clever Portuguese bastard has leaked what really happened so that we can see what a bunch of dicks are controlling the club.
Undefeated in every home Premiership game with a points average of 2.33 per game and they went and bloody sacked him!!! I mean wtf???Still gutted.
And to keep the neutrals happy, here’s a fox:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Poofball, ppftttt
Plebesport, opiate of the masses etc etc
I’ll take plebe sport over toff sport any day of the week. We all know what you public school types get up to with your ‘gentlemen’s games’ 😉
Judgemental, I will cry with you until the cows come home, I really will, I’m fucking gutted but some people don’t care and why would they if they’re not interested in football?
One thing that cracked me up despite all the shitness of recent days was the BBC’s website that had a section for ‘Mourinho leaves Chelsea’ and one for ‘Other Football News’ which I think says it all.
I felt a sense of closure on Saturday reading articles on Reuters quoting Mourinho as saying he doesn’t want a player exodus or fans protesting, thinking that maybe he was happy to leave but then I read shit like this and this that claims Terry betrayed his manager and Abramavich was lecturing Essien on tactics. I don’t know what to believe anymore.Still gutted.
[But hoping we beat insane’s lot in a few hours- as unlikely as that is under the circumstances].
@sickofitall wrote:
@tess wrote:
Dear God, it’s only a football game, get a grip 😀
Agreed. But the English Premiership is exciting these days you have to admit. I mean, who will win it this year then? The French? The Russians? The Spaniards? The Americans? Or will it just be another pointless procession based upon how rich everyone is with the odd fit up to make sure Trevor Brookings lot don’t get relegated.
lol (especially the West Ham reference). Many a true word said in jest and all that 🙂
But I think we can still win it this year because we now have the mighty Avram Grant: 😉
“Under Grant, Israel drew all their World Cup qualifying games against France, Switzerland and the Republic of Ireland and almost made the play-offs.”
“For Pete’s sake, the man could only beat Cyprus and Faroe Islands. How is this a record of winning comparable to the Special One????”
(Guardian, Sep 21 2007)[still gutted] 🙁
@Lensman wrote:
….after the curry I had last night my arse looks like the Imperial Japanese flag…..
PMSL !!!
