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  • in reply to: Ssssssh!! Birthday pressie for Vic #57695
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    Honesty, I’m as honest as Jesus!!! Honest!

    in reply to: Anyone want to give me a … #57862
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    @XDC-snell wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    Oooo tell me more…

    ..did you get very far……

    Like does he have a car…..

    in reply to: 1408 #57917
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    The first bit scared the bejackers right off me, so I’m now officially not a man 😀

    The rest was very disappointing, and I didn’t really understand the end – although the earlier scare factor compensated for the shitty ending.

    And, btw, it wasn’t me that was squealing, it was Vic as he wriggled around in his seat, crying cos I was squeezing his hand too tight. Poof!

    in reply to: Ssssssh!! Birthday pressie for Vic #57693
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    No, mouse was right – I don’t kiss ass 😀

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY #57801
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    I feel like it’s been happy birthday Turks every day for about a month now 😆

    Happy birthday Turks, hope you enjoy your birthday blow-job (not from me!!)

    in reply to: cashback #57760
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    I might watch this one – all of it – I do like a bit of soppy something. I can always fast forward through the nekkidness, it offends Vic.

    in reply to: Ssssssh!! Birthday pressie for Vic #57689
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    It’s not only the mouth that I kiss 😀

    in reply to: MySpace #56292
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    I have a carrier bag stuffed full of cables, though they’re all shit, not one ethernet or USB among them. I hate to throw them out – they might be useful, sometime in the future!

    in reply to: Need help identifying a film. #57637
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    Aw feck 🙁 I don’t want to watch it now!!

    in reply to: Ssssssh!! Birthday pressie for Vic #57686
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    He doesn’t need the socks 😉

    in reply to: Need help identifying a film. #57635
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    If it is a Godzilla film I’ll be heartily disappointed.

    in reply to: Ssssssh!! Birthday pressie for Vic #57682
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    Well if Ryzo loves them, then they’re definitely gay enough for Vic 😆

    in reply to: Need help identifying a film. #57632
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    That’s the one -doesn’t it look ace 😀 TY Insane, you’re ever so clever 😀 xx

    in reply to: Need help identifying a film. #57629
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    Tsk Vic, I’m disappointed in you. Your posts are usually much better than this. Typos, confusing too with to, two pp in apartment, forgetting to capitalise I. What’s your excuse? (Thought I’d get it all in beofre Turks :P)

    But yeah, this film looks effing ace, I’d like to watch it too 😀

    in reply to: Transformers #54420
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    Butcher’s dustbin???

    Tea towel holder?

    I don’t understand lol

    Insane, how can you expect a woman to taste what you won’t? Are you equally repulsed if a woman licks her fingers clean after a bit of self-pleasure?

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