Forum Replies Created
-
Posts
-
http://www.dusky.sk/halbot/?id=2758
Them’s the fish
@VicJameson wrote:
ffs Tess, use your own account you nobber
FFS Vic use your own computer, or log out after you have used mine, you nobber bobber!!
@VicJameson wrote:
Oh dear god. If Tess goes for men dressed like that what kind of a state must I look?
Anyway, Tess, stop being a slag. You are rapidly becoming the XDC Bike
I will be good from now on. Not only because Pharty has spurned all my advances
@TurksMeister wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
I Tell him to make both knees baggy
Does that mean you have two willys?
Tess will be pleased (She has two… lady gardens!)
Goodness, Pharty is every inch a gentleman!!
Two lady gardens
Not me lolAnd now I come to think of Alzir matey, why do you have the need to look at the better lover seminar, featuring things such as a free ebook on how to kiss a woman’s breast, and simple facts about pleasing a woman in bed?
Are you that shite?
OMG that’s funny
Now be honest, how many of you have downloaded the free ebook – how to kiss a woman’s breast!
Aw, my granda is dead so I’d love a new one – are you giving him away? Is he old and wrinkly and cuddly? Sold!!!
I can’t have traps everywhere, as I have a wee doggy. Anyway , we only had the one mouse and it’s gone now, but I am so worried about getting another one so I want to think of alternative KIND ways of getting rid of the next one!
He can afford to spend £150 on a tie?
He’s becoming more and more attractive by the second@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Broomstick.
Or a cat (I hate cats)
Best option, get a Jack Russel, they are not only great pets, but are awesome ratters too, a good ‘un will make short work of any rodents.
Do not use poison, as the little buggers have a habbit of finding obscure holes to crawl in when they are dying, with the result of a lingering nasty smell that you rarely find the source of.
Having the wee beastie ripped apart by a cat or a dog is hardly a nice way to dispatch it, tsk!
@=XDC= MadHippy wrote:
I asked Vic about one of these, him being the great Know-fuck-all-about-everything and he says a sonic device wouldn’t work
@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
You should really be asking Wipers or Max or Badger as they seem to have no trouble in slotting me. Come to think of it pretty much everybody has no trouble doing that.
Is this “slotting” all part of the ghey indoctrination to XDC?
