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What’s the best way to get rid of a mouse in the house?
We have humane traps but they don’t work.
We have ordinary traps, but they’re kind of barbaric and the don’t always kill the nouse – we had a mouse in the house last week, it set off the trap but was only stunned, not killed. Big brave Vic couldn’t finish the mouse off so we ended up putting in my (fecking expensive) lunchbox, driving down the road and freeing it by a glen.
I realise getting a macho (non-gay) boyfriend would solve the problem, but I’d like to keep Vic a while longer 😆 so how do I get rid of the next mouse who finds his way in here?
Broomstick.
Or a cat (I hate cats)
Best option, get a Jack Russel, they are not only great pets, but are awesome ratters too, a good ‘un will make short work of any rodents.
Do not use poison, as the little buggers have a habbit of finding obscure holes to crawl in when they are dying, with the result of a lingering nasty smell that you rarely find the source of. 👿
What have i ever done to you? You should really be asking Wipers or Max or Badger as they seem to have no trouble in slotting me. Come to think of it pretty much everybody has no trouble doing that. 😕
@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
You should really be asking Wipers or Max or Badger as they seem to have no trouble in slotting me. Come to think of it pretty much everybody has no trouble doing that. 😕
Is this “slotting” all part of the ghey indoctrination to XDC? 😆
@=XDC= MadHippy wrote:
I asked Vic about one of these, him being the great Know-fuck-all-about-everything and he says a sonic device wouldn’t work 🙁
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
Broomstick.
Or a cat (I hate cats)
Best option, get a Jack Russel, they are not only great pets, but are awesome ratters too, a good ‘un will make short work of any rodents.
Do not use poison, as the little buggers have a habbit of finding obscure holes to crawl in when they are dying, with the result of a lingering nasty smell that you rarely find the source of. 👿
Having the wee beastie ripped apart by a cat or a dog is hardly a nice way to dispatch it, tsk!
@tess wrote:
@=XDC= MadHippy wrote:
I asked Vic about one of these, him being the great Know-fuck-all-about-everything and he says a sonic device wouldn’t work 🙁
Reminds me of my parents house. For months their back garden kept being dug up by a badger, driving my Dad mad. So he shelled out and bought a sonic scarer for badgers, and then watched one night as it just trotted by it, ignored the thing, and carried on digging.
“Must the the only fucking deaf badger in the town!!”, muttered my Dad.
I got three cats and the fookin things keep bringing us mice! Found one of em dragging a rabbit down the garden path the other day!!
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Want a 4th Cat?
Certainly not!! I happen to be allergic to the little fookers! They make me itch. If it wasn’t for the girlfiend I’d have introduced em to the local canal by now (little barstitches)
can’t go away unless we have a cat sitter 😥 Have to put up with cat litter 😥 They have to sleep with ‘mummy’ in my fookin bed! 😥 They bring mice (or bits of mice) home and I have to wrestle with the fookers to make em let go and then dispose of em while the missus is crying about poor little mousy!
The only Joy cats bring is when ya half cut and you put sellotape on their paws and watch em dance – Quality
*NOTE* Don’t let the girlfiend catch ya cos she doesn’t think it’s funny 😀
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