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Tess, do you really want XDC turning up like some kind of mutant, geek army at your wedding? Although I must say it’d be a blast! Especially if it’s in a castle!
It’ll be like Wolfenstein!
Jebus Pharty, the guy sounds like a dullard. I mean, how many times does it take to get it into his thick head that the system partition is 19GB?
@XDC_JAR wrote:
woo hoo congrats guys, me and sherri will have 20 in febuary
Hiiiii Sharonnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. 20? And how many years have you been married for a family that size?
😛
Congrats though Morgan and Sharon, and in advance for JAR and Sherri. The wife and I will be celebrating 1 year of unholy matrimony in two weeks, so we’re slowly catching up on you (I think).
@sickofitall wrote:
Fair point Neon. In light of your comments I’ve amended my advice as follows:
@sickofitall wrote:
Get her pissed and (respectfully) try it on. Absolutely 100% the best thing you can do.
Don’t bother with all the touchy feely sensitive buying presents shit. If this bird wants you to nail her then you don’t need to buy her a thing, and if she doesn’t spending 50 quid on some crap for her won’t change her mind. Fact.
That’s better SOIA. You have to treat bits of skirt with respect.
@sickofitall wrote:
Get her pissed and try it on. Absolutely 100% the best thing you can do.
Don’t bother with all the touchy feely sensitive buying presents shit. If this bird wants you to nail her then you don’t need to buy her a thing, and if she doesn’t spending 50 quid on some crap for her won’t change her mind. Fact.
I’m sorry SOIA, but I think I’ll have to step in here and stop Turks from trying any such thing. Women are to be treated with respect and not viewed as simple sex objects, like some of the tarts I’ve humped.
If you seriously want to impress this girl, then be the thing that all women love; a winner. A few hundred thousand years ago that was easy, a big bloke like you could go and kill a mamoth, or a sabre tooth tiger and all the women of the tribe would be well impressed. These days it’s much harder, but not impossible to impress women with your martial prowess, killer instinct and alpha male status. That’s right, I’m talking about starting a pub fight.
Obviously pick on somebody smaller, preferably who doesn’t have any mates and doesn’t seem to be violent and you’ll be well in. Merely ask this individual if he spilled your pint, was staring at your lass or wants a punch in the face and regardless of his response deck him.
Job done.
Cool video. I kept wondering how many planes didn’t make it back though.
I gotta side with WET on the music, not because it was any good, but because at least it wasn’t Linkin Park, Snoopy Dogg Dogg or any number of regular YouTube soundtrack favourites.
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
Well as theres no H in my name I’ll just pretend it’s not for me 😉
Sorry Jonny, the Bank of Chris Hall gives no refunds. Just don’t tense up and think of England 😉
Young Turks, I’ll sort you out with a blank cheque although please, please, please use it wisely. After the whole Northern Rock debacle I don’t want to see pensioners queuing up outside your house wanting to make a big withdrawal (since with ‘Love Cheques’ they’d have to insert something before they can withdraw it).
Four Aces Deluxe has some sound advice there Turks. Buying a lady a gift is a tricky thing, and if you don’t know her too well it can smack of desperation. There’s an old saying “Money Can’t Buy You love” and I’m sure multi-billionaire Bernie Ecclestone would be the first to admit that his gorgeous, young, exotic ex-model of a wife was attracted to his short, dwarfish frame, rather than his massive swimming pool filled with diamonds.
So how do you get this young lady to drop her keks and leap into bed with you? Well you give her a gift that money can’t buy, that’s non-refundable and cannot be exchanged for money. I’m talking about a Chris Hall ‘Love Cheque’:
If she turns that down she’s probably a lesbian.
