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Saw this film today and I must say that it did in fact rock. It rocked like a chick with back-combed, dyed black hair, with tattoos, piercings, a vest top, tight leather jeans and a stratocaster, thrashing away to some Motorhead. That’s how much it rocked.
I saw the movie with a guy who knows somebody who’s a policeman, and he assured me that everything that happened in the film was possible, particlarly the bit with the F35, although he did say that a Nokia 9300 doesn’t have a fast enough processor to handle some of the stuff they made it do, with was a bit unbelieveable.
However, it only gets a 9 ‘cos there’s some crap dubbing, morality stuff that’s shoe-horned in, McLane’s daughter’s Wolverine-esque healing ability and obviously the phone bit.
Favourite death: Man falling into turbine.
Dear Vic(ky?),
You’re a classy bird and all, but I don’t think this is working out, what with my jealous rage and you always ‘giving it that’ when we’re in public. We’re two different people and we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us to find our soulmates and true love.
Plus you didn’t put out, so I think you’re a lezza.
Love
Neon
@TurksMeister wrote:
Are you enjoying this series Vic? Ive enjoyed some of the others, but this one bores me senseless!
Brian makes the show… but its still shit!
Excuse me? Are you talkin’ to my bird? I think we’ll have to take this outside.
Wey hey! I think you’ve just got yourself a super-sized meal!*
*Of which I get half the chips. Jeeze. I’m not some high-flying doctor, or a movie star. Love me for who I am baby, not my money.Somewhere for a classy meal. Any KFC’s near you?
And dress up nice. I don’t want people thinking I’m going out with a slovenly Tranny, like that fellah Tracey on Big Brother.
That’s my kind of lady!
(the lady not Vic. Although if Vic dressed up as a lady, well that’s a whole different scenario…)
Well according to your Stats Turks:
Accuracy: 19.65%
Kill to Death Ratio: 1.10
Score per minute: 1.35
Last played: 14/03/07
Sexual Orientation: Batty BoyAnd yes we do still use Teamspeak Lensman. Most folks are normally online between 18:00 to 21:00.
Incidentally my Alt-Tab used to crash 2142, but since the last patch it works fine.
If you were short-sighted, and were driving an open top convertible, you might try ramming the truck in the hope that all the babes fell into your car in a crazy, giggling, leggy heap.
@TurksMeister wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Bet my parent £100 I could have my diss finished for yesterday at 12… Im still working on it!
lol so your having to find even more cash towards Monitor! 😀
Harrr fucking harrrr!
Really pissed off! Will be more so if they want me to pay them… tried to butter them up by telling them I would have spent it on them if I had won… not quite sure whether it has worked!
Talk about blown up in face!
You should have made it an each way bet, then you’d have won even if you came in second place (i.e. didn’t finish on time).
But you’d only have won £50.
Turks, appart from the GFX your machine sounds fine. Sell off the 9800 on eBay and get something more up to date. Unless you want to be playing BioShock at 1680 x 1050 at max res it’ll be fine.
Or:
Buy some tic-tacs and wrap 5 of them in a bit of tin foil and tell your other student mates that their “Charlie Poppers”, “Rockliffe’s Babies” or “Jimmy Crankies Fondant Wing Whang Eyeballs” and sell them to them for £15 a go.You could make £150 quit from a single packet of tic-tacs and flood the market with a new ‘designer drug’.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
LMAO @ Madam X
Well that’s actually Fluffy’s joke from an older thread. The guy’s unstoppable!
Well 100 of those are probably a certain player who shall remain nameless. Let’s call him erm… I dunno… Madam X, who probably wound you up enough to quickly let dispatch him when he wasn’t looking.
We’ve all wanted to do that, to get some payback. 😈
@Lammie wrote:
@TurksMeister wrote:
Thats what I meant – he would create a new account, or try and hack the forums… I know a bit about Legit too…
He keeps coming back for more… I think the only thing to do is ignore his annoying trolly posts… or delete them – but thats against the XDC way, and a surefire way to provoke him.
But by moderating them, he is none the wiser as it still allows him to post his drivel only it wont be inserted into the thread without being approved by a moderator so he will be none the wiser and just think that people are ignoring him 😉
Lammie, that’s just earned:
