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I don’t remember much of the film, but I do remember that a young husband was indeed attacked by his pregnant wife’s rejected placenta, so I was happy.
If, like me, you’re a fan of movies where placentas attack people or pets then please check out the wonderful movie ‘Warlock 2: Armageddon’ as it features a scene where a placenta attacks a dog. If that’s not bad enough for the poor dogs owner, she also gives birth to Julian Sands. I can only imagine what her diary must have looked like:
April 23rd 1992.
Wolfie sadly died today, and I gave birth to satan. That bitch Sophie at work also told David that I’d forgotten to do the Holenstein report.
Remember to buy milk.
I am humbled by the genius that this film was born from.
1) Midgets are funny ‘cos they’re small
2) Toilets are funny because people use them to do poos in
3) Naked birds are attractive because of their boobies
A simple equation would be:Funny + Funny + Birds = Genius
I haven’t actually see this film, but I don’t think I need to as it’s clearly the best film ever.
And I don’t use that kind of praise around lightly.
I think I remember this film. Didn’t it lose out to ‘Out of Africa’ for best picture at the ’86 Oscars?
Not that I’m trying to divert people’s attention to what people at the time called an ‘introspective look at the alienation of vagrants in middle America’ but there’s a similar Aussie film called ‘Body Melt’ which is full of similarly gory effects.
LOL at Pharty’s response.
And yes T00thy, Jonny’s correct that Maggie Thatch took away the kids milk, which is why those of us in our thirties have the physiques of Adonises, and those of you in your twenties are stooped over like pensioners.
Jesus H Corbett!
I’m crying at work, but in a manly tears-through-laughter way, not because Helen Hunt died.
110% quality
T00thy, do you always have to be so bloody insolent? I’m writing a half decent review of Terminator: Salvation, and you have to jump in with your facetious comments.
It’s like this guy in my unit who’s always joking around and when we were on night patrol last week he was making so much noise I was going “Private Jones, we’ve got hostiles all over so stay frosty.” Oh, I’m in the TA BTW.*
*A special division of the TA where I stay at home and pretend to be in the army by watching war movies and eating pot noodles.
@sickofitall wrote:
Yeah, I still turn up occasionally. Don’t post so much as I tend to write long paragraphs of bollocks. There was a Lion Man thread where I started a doing a quick reply and it went on for effing ages.
Unfortunately, I’m not actually in the TA. I’m sure that the Armed Forces is a prefectly noble calling – I’m just not sure that there are too many openings in there for aging, embittered, drunks. Plus, in relative terms when “having a bad day at work” equates to getting shot in the face or having your bollocks blown off I can’t honestly say that I can muster much enthusiasm for it.
As I understand it aging, embittered drunks are higher up the preferred list than middle-class bank clerks who’ve read Bravo 2 Zero fifteen times and say things like “let’s kick ass” and “everyone stay frosty”. I reckon that companies should try and cash in on what the TA does and offer people the chance to be part-time cashiers or sales assistants. That way people could get just as enthusiastic about working as those who are in the TA. You could call them Saturday workers or something.
And everybody likes your long paragraphs of bollocks. It’s the cornerstone of what makes XDC what it is (oh and online gaming or something).
Also for those of you who haven’t seen it Terminator: Salvation delivers the goods in spades. I went to see it on Saturday with Cowboy who had issues with minor things like plausibility, motivation of the cast, ‘bloody kids’, women not taking their kit off and Skynet’s disregard for logic, but he said similar things about Wall-e.
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
Bollox, all birds get moist over pic of my pecs. 😈
only as they douse their eyes with bleach
Pfft. My chest looked like that after I got shot at point blank with 100 rounds from an M60. I just tensed up at the last moment and the bullets bounced off my iron-like pecs and abs, but pierced the skin. I then just stared at the guy with the gun and he ran away.
I’m also dating Angelina Jolie and she’s not mental.
Well I’ve read an early version of the script and it sounds like a case of hippies versus the army on a distant planet.
“Wow!” you might think, “That sounds awesome!”
Except when I tell you that the HIPPIES ARE THE GOOD GUYS. Since when has that ever been the case?
That’s one of the things that spoiled Batman: Dark Night for me (apart from it being nothing like the comic). I kept hoping Christian Bale would clear his throat and talk normally, although it kind of makes sense. It’d be like if Pharty became a masked superhero, we’d all know his voice (not that many Kiwi’s in London), so he’d have to put on a funny voice like Mr Bale (and yes I’d call him ‘Mr’ ‘cos I think otherwise he’d flip out and start swinging his fists).
Salvation looks pretty darned good. I’d hoped that the 3rd film would have taken place during the war, rather than re-doing both of the other films. Although I’d like to get stuck in a nuclear bunker and have to procreate with Claire Danes to keep the human race alive. Kerr-ching! I’ll be seeing it this weekend.
