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@sickofitall wrote:
Globalisation is rubbish. I once got taken to this place called a “sushi barâ€ÂÂÂ. Do you know what it was like? You’ll not believe this – are you ready? They were trying to sell people raw fish on a conveyor belt! Mental!
Obviously, my missus objected to me making a scene but I demanded to see the manager to sort this out. Out he trots and I ask him what kind of place he thinks he’s running and he tells me that it’s supposed to be like this because it’s “Japanese cuisineâ€ÂÂÂ.
“Listen mate, we’re not in your crackers, tinpot country now you know! Now get me a nice but of haddock fried up with some chips and mushy peas, and none of your backchat.†At which point I was told I should leave and the bird accused me of ruining everything again.
Globalisation, what a load of nonsense.
Fucking Japanese losers. Raw fish on a conveyor belt? They’ve probably not even discovered fire, or waiters yet. If any Japanese come looking for a fight I’ll just use a mirror to show them their own reflections and they’ll think I’ve stolen their souls. Saps.
Actually I’m very much against globalisation. When I was in Canada a few years back a mate and I were in Vancouver and we accidentally wandered into a anti war march. Actually the march was pretty much anti-everything and part of it was anti globalisation too. It wasn’t until we’d all jeered and booed at Gap, then Costa Coffee, then StarBucks and a McDonalds did we realise that we shouldn’t really be carrying carrier bags full of war films with ‘Virgin’ written on them.
The march finished with an open air concert where the opening song was about the Police being facists and how all wars are fought to line the pockets of capitalist businessmen.
Actually thinking back, it was a complete fucking waste of our time. But there were a couple of girls with pink and jet black hair that we completely failed to get off with. The whores.
Tess, there’s a simple solution to this problem, which if you follow the instructions below will allow you to watch these films in widescreen glory:
1) Keep saying stuff to Lord Phartsbury like “You know what really turns me on in a man? When they have their own media PC attached to their TV,” or “If I was as rich as you I’d buy a media PC and hook it up to my TV.”
2) Lord Phartsbury buys/builds a media PC and sets it up.
3) He then realises he can’t watch opera on it and advertises it on the XDC market place.
4) Drug Vic and then get a dubious surgeon to remove on of his kidneys and sell it on Ebay.
5) Use the money to buy Pharty’s media PC.
6) Watch Blades of Glory in full widescreen in your own living room*
Simple, and everyone’s a winner.
*If you don’t have a suitable TV repeat steps 1 to 6 but omit ‘media PC’ for ‘plasma screen’, providing Vic does have another spare kidney.
Ah well, even if it’s just 4* of us in the end I’d still be up for a night out and drinks. Let’s see who is up for it and then work out a place to meet up. So far it looks like the XDC wing of AA are still up for it.
Unfortunately it’s going to have to be the 30th of June for me as I’ve booked it with my boss, I mean wife.
* That excludes Insane. Christ! If he’s going then I’ll have to make up some kid of excuse like; “The wife’s been kidnapped and I’d better stay at home and sit by the phone incase the criminals ring up.” Or “My friends’, cousins’ puppy has fallen into the strawberry patch and I’m going to help them look for it.”
I think if you’re going to listen to anyone’s advice it’d have to be JuDgE-MenTaL’s as I think his name implies he’s good at judging things.
Press charges? Nah. Basically the only evidence you’ve got of what happened is what the club has, and if they’re not feeling co-operative it’ll make it harder to get it taken any further. You’ll just end up wasting your time and that of everyone involved for probably little more than the police having harsh words with the skinhead.
Although if the guy was hitting Gaz, shouldn’t he be pressing charges? Maybe have a chat with him.
Besides you did your bit. You broke up a fight between two guys in a club long enough for the bouncers to turn up and put a stop to it. By the sounds of it nobody else had the minerals to wade in, so it was a good job that you were there.
Well it looks like you come from the shallow end of the Brown gene pool.
Do you what I did there? I managed to combine both the presence of a swimming pool and the…
Oh fuck it. I’ll get my coat…
