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Fuckers.
If I see any of those animals I’m going to chin it. Then we’ll see who’s better than me.*
*Obviously the cheeta, crocodile and polar bear are, but I could tuck a penguin up a treat, the slag.
I believe that WET’s either:
a) Finally gone mad
b) Is making up puns from another unrelated thread
c) Has achieved god-like punning skillz 1337ness which us mortals cannot comprehendD’oh!
I was sat in Baracudas for almost an hour!
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So when’s the next time we can try for a brew or two?
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
put immac “a wonderful hair removal product that leaves your skin feeling flawless” (soz, couldn’t resist a product placement, thats another 25p for me ๐ ) in the fuckers shampoo as a leaving present! ๐
Well said WET. You’re probably the smartest cabbie I’ve ever met, with a great knowledge of the road, very reasonable fares and with a new air conditioned cab soon to arrive, you should be the first choice for anyone looking for a taxi in London.
“For a taxi ride you won’t forget think WET WET WET!”
Two quid please ๐
Marla Dinosaurina (she wanted a stage name) was my GF at the time. There was never a dull moment I can tell you.
nice movie……..hows about rampage of the killer cabbie ??? Cool
Well we could just put a video camera in your cab and leave it running. How many hit and runs are you up to now? 2, 3 or is it now as many as 4 per day? ๐
Maybe we could introduce Stephen Hawkins as “Optimus Chair”.. he could be the new hero
Could do Insane. It would be quite the showdown Merrick and Hawking vs the Deacons. It’d be like Alien vs Predator, only more scary. This is going to be big baby! Bigger than Pluto Nash or Gigli, although maybe not as big as Norbit.
Stick with me and I’ll make you a star!
Now take off your clothes.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
You couldnt put the Cat out mate
Yeah Insane. That’s what everyone thinks. This persona I’ve created might appear to be short, skinny, lethargic and a bit dazed most of the time, but when people see me and think “look at that short, skinny, lethargic dazed looking bloke over there, here’s not a threat”, that’s just when I get one of my big mates to hit them.
POW!! Like a ninja!
Insane you Joey! There is already a sequel:
Night of the Living Joeys: Pitch Joey
But it’s too big for YouTube. Although I must say that John Merric vs the Deacons in Night of the Living Joeys: Last Spaz Standing would be a movie blockbuster! The I could probably scrape together a budget in excess of รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ4 for that one.
Let’s do lunch.
Sorry but this is old news.
EA signed Max up years ago and he subtley infers that they make good products whenever he can ๐
That’s some classy shit. Erm.. I mean shit in a good way. Not like shit shit but you know good shit. Erm… I can’t think of anytime shit would be good, but if there was, that would be it.
It’s also why we need a gallery ๐
Tintin now scares me, and I used to think I could have him in a fight.
Not so sure now ๐
Classic stuff! Nice find Snell.
