S.T.A.L.K.E.R *yeah yeah I changed title so easier to find*

been waiting for STALKER for a long time now, cool stuff.

Yay another doom game… 🙄

@airmessy wrote:

Yay another doom game… 🙄

Tell me about it.

I was getting all excited, seeing as I’ve had to cut back on my stalking since Allsop got that restraining order, and I thought this game might help fill the gap.

You know, watching her through bushes, following her home from work, sending her threatening love letters etc.

But no. Another Doom clone… 🙄

look like there will be a lot more open space than doom!

looks like i will be scared… again.. hopefully not as much as doom

This game has changed a lot since it was announced. I remember them saying that it was supposed to be set in a nightmare vision off the future in the area around Chernobyl but looking at the screenshots they’ve obviously done a complete U turn on the whole idea and decided to set it in present day Hull for some strange reason.

*SPOILER WARNING*

The climactic end of the game involves your character shouting “Look out, farv mutants! – count ’em – 1,2,3,4,farv!” and all that. At which point your sidekick will say “No mate, they’ve all got 5 fingers. Those are actually normal people.” At which point the final twist will be the true horror of the realisation that your character, being from Hull was actually a mutuant all along! He will then fall to his knees in revulsion as if he’s just pulled a bird from Scunthorpe and didn’t realise until he’d done the deed.

So yeah, I reckon it will be pretty scary. Trust me on this I should know – I’ve actually been to Hull.

😆

This game looks cool. 8)