XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: Son of Herod? a Philosophical question #42017
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    “SOIA, god has sent me to tell you how much he loves you too. Not in a ‘massive gheyer’ sort of way though, a decent, manly let’s-have-a-wrestle-since-we’re-such-good-buddies kind of way. BTW I need an alibi for the other night. Any chance you could tell the press that I came around your place and talked about god ALL evening and didn’t go anywhere near a gay bar and get into a fight with butch Tony? There’s a crisp tenner in it if you’re convincing…”

    in reply to: new patch #41955
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I had no CTD’s, but I did get disconnected from the server once. Didn’t notice much of a difference when using the pistols last night either 😕

    On a side note, there was some pretty good gaming on the server last night.

    in reply to: The Holiday #42007
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Any film with the Allsop sisters and a healthy dose of Kate Winslet would probably turn gay men straight and straight women gay.*

    *The fim in question doesn’t feature such a bevy of buxom lasses, but I was just thinking about a film which I’d make, if I could get funding. Anyone here with sufficient money to finance the NeonSamurai film “Chesty Barmaids Go Wild!” please PM me.

    in reply to: WII #41743
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    😯

    *sobs quietly*

    😳

    in reply to: I have a headache! #41918
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Awww…

    Don’t be so mean Badger. Why only the other day Batesy said that you were the great, great grandfather he’d never had. 😛

    Although he says a lot of things…

    in reply to: THC4MS #41811
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Legalise drugs then legalise guns.

    I want my PCP and M60 next time I’m in the bluewater shopping centre! 😈

    in reply to: THC4MS #41785
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I ate some ‘special’ cookies at a friends party on a Friday night, and ended up eating half of them. Firts time I ever got stoned and it lasted until half way through Monday. Two days of paranoia ain’t great 😕

    in reply to: THC4MS #41783
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Our laws are designed to prosecute the law abiding and not criminals.

    in reply to: :-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-( #40771
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Sorry to hear that mate, you don’t need $hit like this at christmas, or any time for that matter.

    I suggest that you get playing some 2142 on the Euro Forces side and knife any PAC engineers you come across without mercy. It won’t sort out your car, but at least you can imagine you’re getting your own back on those mechanics 😉

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41706
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Well, let’s say everyone is invited, but we’ll probably only have time for a couple of pints, so it might not be worthwhile travelling down from Manchester etc. 😉

    I’m open to suggestions on where to meet up. If Itchy and Pants (ooh! Should I have used both their names in the same sentence like that?) are up for a swift pint after work one day next week, then we could head on over to their neck of the woods. Or we could go back to the boat we went too last time.

    What day’s best for you BTW WET?

    in reply to: Military Snakes #41656
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Hmmmm…

    Sure, it has military applications, but I think millionaires like the Pet Shop Boys might put it to better, if less conventional use.

    in reply to: OK, I confess, I hax #41674
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Does all this stem from when Max began describing himself as being ‘sexy’ on TS?

    in reply to: Stats, Ranks, and Unlocks **RESOLVED** #41535
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Heh. Thanks to the recent changes, I know own dogtags for players with ZERO points. Serves them suckers right.

    😆

    in reply to: Neon explaining why christmas is great! #41482
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    in reply to: Neon explaining why christmas is great! #41479
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Wait a minute…

    That’s not me. I’ve never worn a scarf like that.

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