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XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantYeah, I’ve not been around much because I’m “always on the computer” apparently. But I’m gonna be online tonight for a bit, until the GF starts moaning 🙄
XDCNeonSamurai
Participant@=xdc=zigzag wrote:
Yeah…glad you posted this, I am an executive producer on this project…
LOL!!!
You’ve got to admire the way the British film industry finds ways to finance itself!
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantI’ve not seen this film, but I believe it suffers from OTT effects and action, to the extent that we become bored by it. Here’s how studios work these things out:
Movie Exec 1: “Okay, so Milla charges into the room and kills 5 vampires with her sword.”
Movie Exec 2: “Hmm… Nothing new there. How about she crashes a motorbike through the window, leaps off and kills 15 vampires?”
Movie Exec 3: “A better idea would be if she crashed a plane through the roof and then lept out with two swords and killed 50 vampires!”
Movie Exec 4: “Good idea! But how about rather than a jet plane it’s an aircraft carrier and she kills 200 vampires with guns and swords and then leaps 50 feet in the air as the town explodes?”
Two hours later
Studio Owner: “So, in summary Milla crashes the Effiel Tower into Wembley Stadium, kills 2 million vampires with her swords that fire atomic missiles and then gets blown 50 miles into the sky where she smashes through the canopy of a jetfighter and uses it to shoot down an airship full of 10 million vampires.”XDCNeonSamurai
Participant@=XDC= MadHippy wrote:
and you promised not to post that pic ya barstood Neon!!! My girlfiend of 14 yrs reads this forum!!
Well I gt the n’th degree for the picture with my hand on T00thbrush’s shoulder and I guessed you might get off too lightly.
I’ll take it doen if you like though…
XDCNeonSamurai
Participantno, m8, i think we all realised you’d had one or two guiness’s too many( although, as i remember, you left at least 2 pints undrunk) in that last pub we went in, you couldn’t seem to stand up straight, i bet you don’t even remember meeting Terry Venables in that last boozer we went in. Laughing
You’re right, I was absolutely wankered. Big time. I haven’t been that drunk since I drank a pint of Southern Comfort for a ‘laugh’.
Which was a bit of a shame, because I’d like to have been able to converse without slurring my words or stumbling around. I remember meeting Terry Venables in the pub and being told we were welcome anytime, and that everytime I put my pint down some guy kept trying to take it. From what I do remember though, you’ll all a sound bunch of guys and I had a thoroughly good (if slightly blurry) evening.
So when’s this Northern do that I keep hearing being mentioned?
Pants was ecstatic when he successfully identified a woman’s ankle.
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantYou’re right, that’s pretty low.
That guy might have been mentally unstable or something, exposing him like that on TV was out of line.
XDCNeonSamurai
Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
I see you PS’d BeerMonsters cock off where your head is 😉
Bloody hell! He must be hung like a rhino if it reaches halfway up his chest!
XDCNeonSamurai
Participant@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
nice 1 mate…………the difference between someone whos artistic like yourself and someone who’s a piss-artist like myself!! 😉
Nah. The difference is that I’ve got a copy of PhotoShop 6 😉
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantHere you go, I’ve made a few subtle changes to WET photo manip. See how many you can spot…
XDCNeonSamurai
Participant@To0THBRU5H wrote:
I AM NOT THAT WOMAN!!!
Neonsamurai is hot though, I’d want some of him 😀
Get in line T00thy.
So, who IS that random broad you picked up? Razz
I dunno. I just asked her to take our picture, and then Hippy grabbed the camera and started snapping away.
Anyone fancy Manchester ????
After last night I’d say no. But ask me again next week when my hangover has been forgotten and I’ll say YES!!!!!
Nice photo manips there WET. Once I got a few more photos of XDC, I’ll try and put together one for Ogame.
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantIt was a blinding night.
Although I can’t remember much of it. I think I had one or two Guinesses too many. And then a few JD’s after that. But you guys probably didn’t notice that I was a tiny bit tipsy.
Very nice meeting you all, and it was a shame that WET ran off early and that Pharty got there a bit late (poor fellah had to put up with drunken conversation).
My choice to vote Minti into XDC paid off, as he woken me up when the train pulled into Berkhamsted, otherwise I’d have spent teh night sleeping in Birmingham. As it happens though I didn’t go straight home and fell asleep in a castle.
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantHeh done that in one of these:
Although I didn’t black out, but we only pulled 3.5 G’s.
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantKnees up mother brown…
From left:
Old Phart, Beer Monster, T00thbrush, Itchinads, NeonSamurai, Captain Underpants and Minti.
Cheers!
More to come…
XDCNeonSamurai
ParticipantWell that’s me finished for the week. I’m off daahn the nuclear for a few Uri Gellars.
😉
XDCNeonSamurai
Participant@=XDC= Minti wrote:
I’ll be on the train with Hippy. wearing England rugby top and Dark sunglass..mobile number posted in priv’s
Heh. Like your new avatar Minti. The hours I’ve wasted playing Fallout 2…
I’ll be at the pub fairly early, so I’ll try and grab us a table. I’ll be wearing a grey T shirt with E2EK1EL written on it in black, probably enjoying a Guiness and looking like Billy-No-Mates until some of XDC brigade show up.
I’m hopefully leaving work at 4pm, so I should be at the Tatershall Castle before 16:30 as well.
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