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  • in reply to: Off to the valleys #42295
    TurksMeister
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    have a good un mate 🙂

    in reply to: XBOX (360) LIVE ACCOUNT #35183
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    me live account is xdcmadmax.

    Not =XDC=XDCMADMAX?!

    in reply to: Crappy Media Centre PC #42210
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    Good plan stan

    in reply to: Crappy Media Centre PC #42208
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    Cheers guys, will have a look in to it… not sure if I have looked before, cant remember what I did yesterday let alone before!

    How much did your kit come to Mr Neon?… including trouser elastic?!

    in reply to: monitor woes. #42186
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    Hey doc,

    For some reason, clicking on that link you gave goes to a higher price than advertised – which overclockers is cheaper than.

    … innit

    in reply to: MIA #42060
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Queeks has been playing with me most week nights

    Oh smear lube… I’ve turned him ghey!

    smut

    Fixed… possibly too much!

    in reply to: Adverts in Games Don’t Work #42091
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    sorry, but that frosties one beats them all.

    in reply to: THC4MS #41834
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    What about all those mothers who have recently been let out of jail for smothering their babies when actually the professional witness was at fault.

    They would be dead now… would you then have to kill the witness too?

    Thats pretty tough justice.

    I do however agree with volentary euthanasia… one last way to repay your debt to society… not entirely sure why so much effort is made to keep people who want to die alive… that seems a bit silly.

    in reply to: Adverts in Games Don’t Work #42085
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    That would make an awesome silly BF vid… I wonder if I could do that with the software ive got… *Turks gets in to creative mode!*

    in reply to: THC4MS #41817
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    I became a hooker because I like sex…

    in reply to: Dear Mr Doc (and other medical personel!) #41997
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    … unless of course you were that girl… I suppose then it would always be best to double check!

    in reply to: Dear Mr Doc (and other medical personel!) #41996
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    I was just checking… im trying to write an essay I dont understand, and it would be much harder if I was dead!! (Actually that would make life alot easier!)

    There was a story in the news last year of a girl from cardiff who went to the docs saying she felt ill, and was told it was just the flu, and she died from malaria a few days later…

    So its always best to check!

    in reply to: WII #41750
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    That would be a very big newspaper…

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41718
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    @=xdc=zigzag wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    technically it’s “the ham”

    …not many gooks… but plenty of… cooks!

    Turks mate, that’s really bad punnage!

    well done 😀

    I try my best 🙂

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41715
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    technically it’s “the ham”

    …not many gooks… but plenty of… cooks!

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