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December 19, 2006 at 5:43 pm #15624TurksMeisterParticipant
I have a cold… not much of a problem – had it since Thursday 14th, blocked up nose and ears, turned in to a gibbering idiot, slight “out there” feeling, dry slight sore throat – occasional coughing… general coldy type feeling, which has been doing the uni rounds. However -as I was in Uganda over easter, should I have a malaria test or am I being a Hypochondriac?! I dont feel sick, I dont have a headache, but I have lost my appetite… and thats not normal!
Cheers
December 19, 2006 at 6:39 pm #41986LammieParticipantyour being a hypocondriac – take some beechams for cold symptoms and sudafed or something similar for your nose to ease the congestion.
NEXT!!! 😆
December 19, 2006 at 9:10 pm #41987xdc the docParticipantLol you big girls blouse. Get a bit of a cold and its “OMFG Im dying of a rare tropical disease!”
Its always something to think about in sick peeps who you re not sure about right enough – strangely people have developed full blown malaria a year after coming back from their hols… so its not a totally crazy idea. But we have to be serious here – its flu season and you are a big wuss.
IF you became SERIOUSLY unwell, especially if you didnt take malaria prophylaxis abroad as you should have done then a trip to the GP for some bloods would be ok… but doesent sound like any drama at present.
As an aside – during my work in India I personally saw 3 guys die from cerebral malaria…. all within a few hours of diagnosis. So hopefully you aint got that shit 😈
December 20, 2006 at 12:04 am #41988VicJamesonParticipantHe’d be alredy dead if that was the case doc. Good thing that you got better at doctoring since then though, is it not? 😛
December 20, 2006 at 6:42 am #41989XDCMADMAXParticipant@VicJameson wrote:
He’d be alredy dead if that was the case doc. Good thing that you got better at doctoring since then though, is it not? 😛
pmsl
December 20, 2006 at 6:53 am #41990XDCsPUNKerParticipantIt’s man flu Chris and you’re getting older 😛
December 20, 2006 at 8:54 am #41991MafiaParticipant‘Dear Mr. Doc…Lately I have been gettin weird feelings between my legs. Since I am a male with a Y chromosome, should I go to the dock to see if it’s just me getting a boner, or am I turning into a woman?’
Thanks!
December 20, 2006 at 9:12 am #41992XDCsPUNKerParticipant@Mafia wrote:
‘Dear Mr. Doc…Lately I have been gettin weird feelings between my legs. Since I am a male with a Y chromosome, should I go to the dock to see if it’s just me getting a boner, or am I turning into a woman?’
Thanks!
Diagnosis: ferret has crawled into trousers.
Prognosis: Stop sleeping in the shed
December 20, 2006 at 9:40 am #41993xdc the docParticipant@VicJameson wrote:
He’d be alredy dead if that was the case doc. Good thing that you got better at doctoring since then though, is it not? 😛
Lol – cerebral malaria is a complication of malaria of various types – so it is perfectly plausible that Turks could drop dead any minute.
Dont try and get smart with me young man!
December 20, 2006 at 10:25 am #41994LensmanParticipant@xdc the doc wrote:
… it is perfectly plausible that Turks could drop dead any minute.
But don’t let that worry you Turks!
December 20, 2006 at 10:54 am #41995XDC wild egg tamerParticipantwoot!!! turkey for Chrimbo!! 😆
December 20, 2006 at 12:12 pm #41996TurksMeisterParticipantI was just checking… im trying to write an essay I dont understand, and it would be much harder if I was dead!! (Actually that would make life alot easier!)
There was a story in the news last year of a girl from cardiff who went to the docs saying she felt ill, and was told it was just the flu, and she died from malaria a few days later…
So its always best to check!
December 20, 2006 at 12:12 pm #41997TurksMeisterParticipant… unless of course you were that girl… I suppose then it would always be best to double check!
December 20, 2006 at 12:53 pm #41998XDCiNSANEParticipantXmas wouldnt be xmas if I didnt post the annual Turkey pic
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