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  • in reply to: Drink in London: The Aftermath #27457
    TurksMeister
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    bastard wet.. go to bed.. I was about to post that!

    feckin ghey! ๐Ÿ™

    p.s. What pic would your 14yr old G/F not like Hippy?

    has he taken it down already?

    p.p.s.

    Manchester is a bit too far for the southerners… why not somewhere nice and central like Nottingham… we could all stay at Mr Lensmans, and hopefully see some gun culture

    Think of the nothern Northerners.. meet half way I reckon which would be manc or near by you ghey

    When was the last time you looked at a map insane? Im pretty sure we havent got any Icelandic members! Since Doc is on the otherside of the globe, perhaps we should have it in India to accomodate him?!

    Perhaps you are referring to Southerners being richer than Northeners, and therefore able to travel further – so manchester is financially viable to everyone…

    in reply to: Drink in London: The Aftermath #27453
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    Anyone fancy Manchester ????

    We could find a travel lodge or cheap b+b and do the weekend up there…..

    Just a thought ๐Ÿ˜€

    Manchester is a bit too far for the southerners… why not somewhere nice and central like Nottingham… we could all stay at Mr Lensmans, and hopefully see some gun culture!

    in reply to: Crashes #27529
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    Fortunatly I have techie support from Mesh, so will just tell them about the problem… and wait the 3 weeks for them to get here!

    in reply to: busted! #27505
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    To tell you the truth, if I was researching some particularly awesome porn on a library computer, I might be inclined to knock out out… perhaps they should lower the tone of porn on their pcs… only show “fat mingers” or … “hairy house wives” or something.

    in reply to: busted! #27503
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    @xdc the doc wrote:

    Good find wolf…but I hate journalism like this! Why did he have to go to the guys house?

    I agree – Its like the video with the crazy woman talking about American soldiers… Its just not cool

    in reply to: Drink in London: The Aftermath #27413
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    Seems beer and itchy got on quite well – in that third picture! Get in ther my son!

    in reply to: Photomanipulation #27364
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    @Ronathon wrote:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    Try rolling your face along a flatbed scanner as it moves, makes for some interesting pictures ๐Ÿ˜€

    Or someone esles face… with your foot holding the fucker down…

    “THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR SHAGGING MY WIFE” You could shout, as the scanner light burnt the festering fuck heads pupils one more time….

    “YOU FORNICATE, I DUPLICATE” You would add, bringing some witty assonance to a somewhat bleak situation.

    And then have a wank…

    in reply to: Fiday Meetup Mobile numbers #27350
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    Wow, this is really weird… both of your mobiles have the same first 2 numbers as mine!! Fuck me… what are the chances!!

    If you copy this area and paste it elsewhere, you will be able to see this writing – ofcourse you will already know that If you have already done it…. errrr Yeh! If you have read the previous sentance, you should realise that the whole of this post is silly… innit!

    in reply to: Fiday Meetup Mobile numbers #27349
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    Ooooo let play

    “Who am I…”

    Randomly text the numbers above a lymeric about yourself, and the recipitant has to guess who it is, by posting both lymeric and answer here…

    in reply to: Newsgroups #27317
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    how long does รƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยฃ2 get you?

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22911
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    @Cha0sEngine wrote:

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    What about ChaosEngine and his mate, and Cowgirl, will they be coming?

    When is it??

    This Friday mate, at the Tattershall Castle on the Embankment. I’ll be getting there as early as I can to grab XDC a table, but I don’t know how we’ll all identify each other ๐Ÿ˜•

    In the past, this problem has been negotiated with the use of mobile telephones… they are like walkie talkies but with a longer range!

    in reply to: Is this a braggable achievement? #27209
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    I took out a heli with a jeep drop the other day… do I win anything?

    in reply to: Do the crouch #26727
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    Linked at the bottom of the crouch page…

    http://www.jesusandtheworldcup.com/

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22908
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    Sorry mate ๐Ÿ™

    As I will be living in London throughout the summer, theres no reason why there shouldnt be more, if this ones a success…

    Remember to take lots of piccies ๐Ÿ™‚

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22906
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    Im afraid… I will no longer be able to come…

    Work and social commitments… osrry boys and girls, hope you have fun ๐Ÿ™

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