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@PompeyWayne wrote:
he should be shown respect not have some cunt-bird mugging him off. he was entertaining and careful with the animals.
He probably should have been a bit more careful around that Stingray, to be honest.
Germaine Greer is entitled to her opinion, if she’d told me that this is what I’d have said to her,
“That’s nice luv, now run along and make me a cup of tea”.
I’m not sure about voting for this picture. Don’t get me wrong, kids annoy me as much as anything and I’m all for people who’ve got the bottle to hang one of the little bastards in their shithouse and then proudly photograph it and enter it into competitions.
I’m just not sure how this relates to “love”, that’s all.
I’ll vote for it though, all the other pictures are shite anyway.
I have seen some sex tape involving this big tit chip shop rubbish who was supposedly on Big Brother. On the one I saw she was shagging this bloke who looked like he’d just stepped out of his time machine, fresh from 1973. He had the mullet and everything. Having never even seen any Big Brother show I honestly couldn’t tell you whether it was this un – which I can’t watch anyway cos I’m at work.
Anyway, bottom line is that it wasn’t worth having a massive wank over. So if it is the same one you might not want to bother getting your cock out before you watch it.
Saw this thing morning
Bound to happen. The bloke was a good laugh and entertaining but I mean, let’s be honest here – you basically spend your life tracking down the most dangerous wildlife on the planet and then jumping up and down on top of it while whooping like a mentallist about it being “a right beauty” and sooner or later something is going to go horrendously tits up in a dreadful, major way.
His finest moment was when he was dangling his kid in front of that crocodile – I’m sure we all laughed at that kids terrified face as he looked down and saw those rows of razor sharp teeth.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
TBH if better be fifty times better than deathwatch.. that was wank!
Agreed, it was almost as wank as the wank I had after turning it off and going to watch porn instead.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
This is my fantasy football team
you nerdy gheys!
Pah! They’re not even wearing shin pads, and Heather Mills-McCartney is 6th from the left! My team will run rings around her.
Yeah, and why the fuck is she so concerned about landmines? I mean, she’s only half as at risk from them as everyone else.
(PS, I left in Insanes team pic because it deserved a third showing).
Well after week 1 I’m third. I’m quite pleased at this since my fantasy self couldn’t make it to my fantasy ground to watch my fantasy team due to me and my fantasy P.A. Xenia Seeburg getting caught up in doing some late night “accounting” on the Friday night. Plus I’m now rolling in it in a proper Terry Venables kind of way having only spent 86 of my allocated 100 money on players and having plenty spare to buy fantasy booze with.
By the way Neon your fantasy team has a few problems. One of which is your 2-4-4 formation of course which leaves you terribly exposed to wing play and being hit on the break. More of a concern though is your frankly mental choice of the cyclops from Krull as your goalie. His complete lack of depth perception and him being crushed to death doesn’t really do him any favours when sticking him in the nets.
Can’t watch this yet cos I’m at work but CoD2 was a good game so I’ll probably give this a go when it comes out. Pity the hackers kill the mp bit of games like this though.
Ok, I’ve signed up. Bit pissed off though since I couldnt pick my hero Peter Crouch 11 times to play in every position.
Plus I couldnt have Xenia Seeburg as my personal assistant so she could come in and use my “dictaphone”. What kind of “fantasy” football league are they running there?! Ridiculous.
I always thought that if goods got lost in the post it was up to the sender to contact the delivery co for compensation.
So in short, he is obliged to pay you back and contact the postal co. himself isn’t he?
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
SOIA,
Is that a list of things you shouldn’t do, or a list of things you’ve done?
Yours,
Concerned of London
It wasn’t me, it was the missus.
You’ll find that when you’re drunk it’s quite easy for you to wake up in the morning and think you’ve acted like a right c**t when if you think hard enough you’ll be able to blame it all on the other arf.
Thinking about it I’ve probably been to every major town and city in the country during the past 15 years and never actually managed to stay sober in any of them. Not sure if that’s actually a good or bad thing.
York. Here’s my advice for anyone visiting York:
Don’t get drunk and tell the locals that all their pubs are crap and that York is a “shit night outâ€ÂÂÂ. They get a bit uppity for some reason.
Don’t get drunk and mock their historic town by pointing out that a big wall isn’t all that great. Phrases like “it’s only a fucking wall, what’s all the fuss about?†tend to rankle with the locals.
Don’t take the piss out of them for getting flooded every 5 minutes. They can get a bit touchy about this. How pissed off they get seems to be inversely proportionate to how funny you think their tales of woe actually are.
There’s a shop in York that sells a beer called “The Black Beer From Hellâ€ÂÂÂ. This is a plus point for York, since drinking any beer with such a great name obviously makes you nails and gives you extra beer armour.
