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Oh farking nooooooooooooooo
He ia as mad as a fucking mad thing.
Quick, send for those smiling men in the white coats, tell them to bring the rubber-padded van too.
Fark, I am out of here 🙄 😯
@sickofitall wrote:
When I was a young un I remember quite clearly winning an egg and spoon race. Did I get a prize? Did I get to go see the good looking teenage girl in her fancy dress that, even at 8 years old, gave me a funny, unexplainable tingly feeling in my willy? Did she congratulate me and give me a medal and a bag of sweets? Well, actually yes all that did happen but that’s not the point. See, some 25 years down the road now I’m utterly at a loss to understand why no-one will fawn over the fact that I once won a completely meaningless event that 99.99% of the population didn’t even know happened, and that the other 0.01% thought was a complete and utter waste of time anyway.
I don’t know why that suddenly occurred to me, I think I must sometimes wonder if anyone else has ever had a similar experience?
I swivved a cheerleader once, but she did not fancy me because of my prowess on the cricket field, nor for my scores in the national Bisley, nor for my valient attempts at squashing the opposite teams hooker in the grudge match against King Edwards School, nope.
I got to mount her because I made her pissed at a school ball and took her home in Pater’s Mercedes. While I was in the saddle her sister tapped on the window, but I ignored her until I offloaded a few seconds later. Her sis told everyone at the ladies finnishing colledge what happened and the poor thing never lived it down.
I tupped her sister a couple of years later when I was in the Army. Did she fancy me for my manly physique?, no. for my medal? Nope. Most likely it was because I made her pissed and I was driving one of Daddy’s nice cars again.
Chaps, I said there would be transparency. Below is the list of current payments I have received and who sent them. If you believe you have paid but I have not got you listed here, let me know so I can check. Some of the DD’s are guestimates in terms of who they came from.
I will do a proper spreadsheet and linky to it over the weekend.
I was in 2 minds about whether to post how much each person is donating or not. I do not want peeps to feel they are made to look schnorrah like Max as they are paying less than others. On the other hand, I want to ensure I have the right peoples names down as having paid, this makes it easier. If anyone objects I will edit it immidiately.
If I have Verified next to your name, I am 99% sure that its your payment. If I have ???? next to your name, I am using an educated guess, please correct/confirm.
Phart.
C. Clarke (Lammie – Verified) = £10.00
M Glover (Insane – verified) = £10.00
B Henderson (Snell – Verified) = £6.00
C Kerr (Wipers – Verified) = £10.00
D Johnson (Dazzer – Verified) = £10.00
D Martin (Beer – Verified) =£10.00
G Wanless (Itchinads – Verified) =£10.00
G Trawin (Viper-Gra Verified) = £4.00
S Bird (FluffyBunny – Verified) = £7.00
S Woods (McQueen – Verified) = £10.00
A Bird (Magicker & Hotlips Lis) = £20.00
R McAndrew (Cpn Underpants – Verified) = £10.00
A Mills (Badger – Verified) = £5.00
S Brown (MADMAX – Verified) = £10.00
Ro & Cook (Messy – Verified) = £10.00
S Squires ( n0m – Verified) = £10.00
Morgan (Morgan & Missus Verified) = £10.00
Antwiss (Fenix – Verified) = £10.00
Toothbrush ( Verified) = £5.00M Hastead (NeonSamurai – Verified/0 = £60.00
P Versteen (Pod – Veriied) = £75.00 for 1 year
G Whitfield (Lensy – Verified) = £18.00 for 3 Months
M Casey (Minti – Verified) = £75.00 for 12 Months
J Spencer (Spunker – Verified) = £200.00 for 24 monthsThats 26 peeps in total 8)
@Mr.Fenix wrote:
So, Fenix is let out of the cellar of reprobation and rises from the ashes of scorn: Titan mode is ghey.
mumbles: Buggrit! I told ’em, I told ’em millennium hand ‘n’ shrimp
Foul ole Ron I take it 😆
@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:
can we get this stuff on the road and just order it?
Do you have any sisters?
you really dont want to know believe me
Munters or nutters then? 😈
Fark, I will get me coat and shuffle off
@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:
so when will we have a BF2 and/or BF1942 night 🙄
Er, when some organised soul sorts it out. Wipers is a good fellow for that, as is Insane. I am too busy this weekend, but will see if the chaps are happy with a Saturday or Sunday first.
The poll will commence shortly
@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:
can we get this stuff on the road and just order it?
Podski old troll, the XDC 32 man, multi BF server is running, so is the XDC Red Orgasim server.
Do you have any sisters?
The patches will also be thoroughly tested in closed beta tests before being released.
In my best Drill Sarge from Full Metal Jacket, voice.
BULLSHIT![/b]
@Lensman wrote:
Just had a quick look and it is currently:
Belgrade – Conquest
Shit – Titan
Camp Gibralter – Conq
Fuck – Titan
Cerbere Landing – Conq
Not a farking gen – Titan
Fall of Berlin – Conq
I am sick of this shit – Titan
Tunis – Conq
Jaysus, gibber, – TitanEach map is played twice before moving to next one.
Fixed it for you
@Mr.Fenix wrote:
ho- HO! Pod wants the
“intitiation ceremony” 😉 ❓ 😯 😳 😈 Can you hold your shit in yet? 😳 Took Lammie weeks before he could walk without a tampion shoved up his bung-hole 🙄
