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XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=Badger wrote:
Badger was due to the Hssrs requirement to have a Blackadder linkage and that appears to have stuck. All the cool names from the series were of course taken! Flash, Blacky, Von Richt etc…..
Same reason why I was Bishop for so long, as in “The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells”
I took the moniker OldPhart when I joined [OAP] Old Aged Players.
At boarding school I was shorty, in the army I was Jakkels, which is also what my family call me. My cricket and golf mates call me Foxy, and only 3 people in the world dare/are allowed to call me Rat, short for Rattex, a poison, and thats a long story..
Of, occasionally at work I am called Nazi or Adolf, although I cannot for the life of me understand why I would be compared to that screaming liberal tosser
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantGawd thats disgusting. Looks like your boss Max
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantIsn’t Jodie Foster a carpet-nosher?
Mmmm, Pharty likes birds who like birds
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantBollox, Insanes real life nick is FUDGEPACKER BUOY
or FB if you are a good mate
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantCome over to the dark side, you can have yer Big Mac and eat it !!!
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI have started an argy in the argy bargy forum.
Fight meh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantAt least I do not suck other men’s pipes, I have me own,
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMmm, where can I get one of those, could use it on our Swindon office ……
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantWayne, thats a bit of a WET name
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantHehe, it was too, even had the missus come down stairs and tell me to calm it, but she saw the fat grin on my face and realised I was having a ball
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantFuck me but most of you have a piss poor grasp of the whole situation. Stop taking sides based on whether Bush pisses you off, or towel-heads annoy you or whatever.
Try putting you default mindsets away and take a holistic view.
Fark
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantYou farking pest Manslaughter. Instead of being a gent and standing still when I am trying to pot you, you hop around like a fucking Roo on speed, and then have the farking temerity to kill me instead.
Such inconsiderate behaviour has been noted.
XDCOldPhart
Participant@Wipers wrote:
Galloway may have the gift of the gab and the ability to promote a populist view of middle east politics to a war-weary audience in lots of easy sound-bites but it doesn’t stop him being a PRIZE COCK whose tongue was so far up Saddam Husseins arse the former dictator of Iraq was practically speaking in a Weegie accent. And never, ever forget Celebrity Big Brother.
Sorry guys but if i want enlightenment on the middle east crisis my last stop would be George Galloway. He’s just an attention seeking arse.
As always, our resident Bog-Mick gets it absolutely spot-on.
Wot Wipers sez 8)
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantDazz is a very old fooker indeed.
Happy birthday mate. Zimmer frame is in the mail
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantDon’t listen to Max. The reason he only uses those guns is that he only has Hax for those two.
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