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  • in reply to: I have become… Section 8 #31954
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=Badger wrote:

    Badger was due to the Hssrs requirement to have a Blackadder linkage and that appears to have stuck. All the cool names from the series were of course taken! Flash, Blacky, Von Richt etc…..

    Same reason why I was Bishop for so long, as in “The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells”

    I took the moniker OldPhart when I joined [OAP] Old Aged Players.

    At boarding school I was shorty, in the army I was Jakkels, which is also what my family call me. My cricket and golf mates call me Foxy, and only 3 people in the world dare/are allowed to call me Rat, short for Rattex, a poison, and thats a long story..

    Of, occasionally at work I am called Nazi or Adolf, although I cannot for the life of me understand why I would be compared to that screaming liberal tosser 😕

    in reply to: One for oldphart #32029
    XDCOldPhart
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    Gawd thats disgusting. Looks like your boss Max

    in reply to: Inside Man #31902
    XDCOldPhart
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    Isn’t Jodie Foster a carpet-nosher?

    Mmmm, Pharty likes birds who like birds 😛

    in reply to: I have become… Section 8 #31946
    XDCOldPhart
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    Bollox, Insanes real life nick is FUDGEPACKER BUOY

    or FB if you are a good mate

    in reply to: politics ala George Galloway #31815
    XDCOldPhart
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    Come over to the dark side, you can have yer Big Mac and eat it !!!

    in reply to: politics ala George Galloway #31813
    XDCOldPhart
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    I have started an argy in the argy bargy forum.

    Fight meh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈

    in reply to: Hello from….. erm…. me!! #31920
    XDCOldPhart
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    At least I do not suck other men’s pipes, I have me own, 😀

    in reply to: Hell Of A Big Bang #31912
    XDCOldPhart
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    Mmm, where can I get one of those, could use it on our Swindon office ……

    in reply to: Hello from….. erm…. me!! #31917
    XDCOldPhart
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    Wayne, thats a bit of a WET name 😈

    in reply to: PKM vs G36 #31866
    XDCOldPhart
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    Hehe, it was too, even had the missus come down stairs and tell me to calm it, but she saw the fat grin on my face and realised I was having a ball 😆

    in reply to: politics ala George Galloway #31807
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fuck me but most of you have a piss poor grasp of the whole situation. Stop taking sides based on whether Bush pisses you off, or towel-heads annoy you or whatever.

    Try putting you default mindsets away and take a holistic view.

    Fark

    in reply to: PKM vs G36 #31864
    XDCOldPhart
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    You farking pest Manslaughter. Instead of being a gent and standing still when I am trying to pot you, you hop around like a fucking Roo on speed, and then have the farking temerity to kill me instead.

    Such inconsiderate behaviour has been noted.

    😆

    in reply to: politics ala George Galloway #31800
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Wipers wrote:

    Galloway may have the gift of the gab and the ability to promote a populist view of middle east politics to a war-weary audience in lots of easy sound-bites but it doesn’t stop him being a PRIZE COCK whose tongue was so far up Saddam Husseins arse the former dictator of Iraq was practically speaking in a Weegie accent. And never, ever forget Celebrity Big Brother. 🙄

    Sorry guys but if i want enlightenment on the middle east crisis my last stop would be George Galloway. He’s just an attention seeking arse.

    As always, our resident Bog-Mick gets it absolutely spot-on.

    Wot Wipers sez 8)

    in reply to: Happy Birthday to… #31872
    XDCOldPhart
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    Dazz is a very old fooker indeed.

    Happy birthday mate. Zimmer frame is in the mail

    in reply to: PKM vs G36 #31857
    XDCOldPhart
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    Don’t listen to Max. The reason he only uses those guns is that he only has Hax for those two.

    Stat Prostitute 😈

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