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  • in reply to: Crack Squad #22258
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    thats me on the left, working in a hallal market is teh fookin bomb schizzle,.

    in reply to: oh shit #22273
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    when i say rice..

    say peas.

    in reply to: oh shit #22271
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    let me give you some decent advice rusty, the kind your daddy wants to say but probly ain’t got the balls, – you gotta absolutly muthafukly make sure it’s yours. dont get lied to like I did, then get scammed for money, then some how be made to feel like the bad guy in the whole scenario, then get beat up by two brothers, then have all the tears of sorrow when she wants you back, then find out it’s only to get more money.

    take it fro0m me kid, just when I think i’ve fucked the world, it turns round and fucks me back.

    congrats anyway.

    in reply to: Crack Squad #22256
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    COONTS! they’re all gone, … and they didn’t even leave the map home/.

    when I catch them I will come at them like a flying bag of cocks, and they will recieve me like a sachel of vaginas!

    hooo”! see you all soon

    in reply to: Who the fark #22126
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    always good team work on your server, I feel more bulletproof on the XDC server, I can stand in the middle of two artillery strikes at the same location take down two medics who are pulling their triggers like triggers were going out of fashion, knock out a jeep with a cockney bitch bouncing nade, turn round and spot the sniper ‘draw!’ kill him with a pistol head shot. Not often does such carniege happen on other servers.

    have you got eryx hax on your server? can’t hit a cows ass with a banjo on our server – on yours I can shoot a grain of sand of a mouses head while he’s camping at the TV tower and I’m just warming up the APC at the north post.

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