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July 13, 2006 at 10:12 pm #14486MaNSLaUgHtErParticipant
So, I introduce my Mum to the wonders of BF2 tonight. She watched, whilst I ran around killing people, handing out ammo and capturing flags as she tried to get her head round the concept.
‘So, all these little men are people like you sitting on a computer?’
‘Yes Mum’
‘So they can see what you’re doing?’
‘Yes Mum 🙄 ‘Then someone shouts at me to get in a car.
‘Oh Oh What’s he just said?’ says Mum.
Then a sniper (probably Divie) picks me off.
‘Oh No! What just happened!’ Mum exclaimed.
LMFAO She was just so impressed with the whole thing, like the first time she saw TV or something. It made me laugh. And she still can’t get her head round the concept that I’m playing with real, live people… some from another country! Haha Old People…. 🙄
July 13, 2006 at 10:45 pm #29697sebgrosParticipantgod bless her, i ve got one like that as well 🙂
July 14, 2006 at 2:10 am #29698DivieParticipantlol my father is the same, been in the army his whole working life and is fascinated by the whole bf2 thing lol, but it can really annoying repeatedly being shown the flaws in my tactics or as he would call it sloppiness! If I hear the 5 p’s thing again i’ll go mad lol
July 14, 2006 at 7:23 am #29699xdc the docParticipant@Divie wrote:
lol my father is the same, been in the army his whole working life and is fascinated by the whole bf2 thing lol, but it can really annoying repeatedly being shown the flaws in my tactics or as he would call it sloppiness! If I hear the 5 p’s thing again i’ll go mad lol
What are the 5p’s fo those of us who arent trained killers? 😀
July 14, 2006 at 7:38 am #29700BadgerParticipantPlanning and Preparation Prevents Pissful Performance!
from one who is still in 🙂
July 14, 2006 at 7:45 am #29701LensmanParticipantMy brother is in the Navy, and they can count higher than the army squaddies and so have six P’s:
– Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor PerformanceI guess the thinking is that the average squaddy can’t count on more than one hand 🙂
July 14, 2006 at 7:51 am #29702XDCiNSANEParticipantMy brothers a cunt
Me mum aint interested
and my sisters the same
Only one who is impressed with online gaming is me *oh and my 13yr ol nephew plays WoW but that gheyness doesnt count* muhahaha 😀
July 14, 2006 at 7:58 am #29703BadgerParticipant@Lensman wrote:
My brother is in the Navy, and they can count higher than the army squaddies and so have six P’s:
– Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor PerformanceI guess the thinking is that the average squaddy can’t count on more than one hand 🙂
TWAT 😉
So your brother is in the navy………………..does it run in the family 😯
July 14, 2006 at 8:09 am #29704XDCiNSANEParticipantere… ok.. now then.. goto images on google and search for “hello sailor”
ok Page 2.. bottom right hand corner.. no NOT the sexual girl.. theo one above it.. now then.. tell me thats just WRONG!!!! *vommit*[/img]
July 14, 2006 at 8:14 am #29705BadgerParticipantSane, fix yer forward slashes ………….
July 14, 2006 at 8:28 am #29706XDCiNSANEParticipantDone
July 14, 2006 at 10:22 am #29707LensmanParticipant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
ere… ok.. now then.. goto images on google and search for “hello sailor”
ok Page 2.. bottom right hand corner.. no NOT the sexual girl.. theo one above it.. now then.. tell me thats just WRONG!!!! *vommit*
OMFG!!!! I agree – that is just sooooo wrong……..
But I’m wondering where the Hoi-sin sauce goes!
@=XDC=Badger wrote:
So your brother is in the navy………………..does it run in the family
No, it’s worse. Our dad was in the Air Force. 😉
My brother is out of the Royal Navy now, but still at sea on dive support ships – mainly in the North Sea but occasionally ventures elsewhere. He served at the sharp end in the first Gulf War, and say’s he’ll only play Battlefield if they bring in Mine Warfare ships!
July 14, 2006 at 10:33 am #29708BadgerParticipantI was there too pal, serving with the Staffords, 7 Armd Bde Desert Rats 🙂
July 14, 2006 at 10:55 am #29709XDCiNSANEParticipantYou were in WW1 too wernt ya badge lol 😉
Lens…. Its not good is it 😯 I could figure out wtf it was to do with sailors either 😯
July 14, 2006 at 12:48 pm #29710DivieParticipantgotta love this forum, started off talking about manslaughters mum now talking about gay sailors 😯
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