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  • #14486
    MaNSLaUgHtEr
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    So, I introduce my Mum to the wonders of BF2 tonight. She watched, whilst I ran around killing people, handing out ammo and capturing flags as she tried to get her head round the concept.

    ‘So, all these little men are people like you sitting on a computer?’
    ‘Yes Mum’
    ‘So they can see what you’re doing?’
    ‘Yes Mum 🙄 ‘

    Then someone shouts at me to get in a car.

    ‘Oh Oh What’s he just said?’ says Mum.

    Then a sniper (probably Divie) picks me off.

    ‘Oh No! What just happened!’ Mum exclaimed.

    LMFAO She was just so impressed with the whole thing, like the first time she saw TV or something. It made me laugh. And she still can’t get her head round the concept that I’m playing with real, live people… some from another country! Haha Old People…. 🙄

    #29697
    sebgros
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    god bless her, i ve got one like that as well 🙂

    #29698
    Divie
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    lol my father is the same, been in the army his whole working life and is fascinated by the whole bf2 thing lol, but it can really annoying repeatedly being shown the flaws in my tactics or as he would call it sloppiness! If I hear the 5 p’s thing again i’ll go mad lol

    #29699
    xdc the doc
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    @Divie wrote:

    lol my father is the same, been in the army his whole working life and is fascinated by the whole bf2 thing lol, but it can really annoying repeatedly being shown the flaws in my tactics or as he would call it sloppiness! If I hear the 5 p’s thing again i’ll go mad lol

    What are the 5p’s fo those of us who arent trained killers? 😀

    #29700
    Badger
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    Planning and Preparation Prevents Pissful Performance!

    from one who is still in 🙂

    #29701
    Lensman
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    My brother is in the Navy, and they can count higher than the army squaddies and so have six P’s:
    – Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

    I guess the thinking is that the average squaddy can’t count on more than one hand 🙂

    #29702
    XDCiNSANE
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    My brothers a cunt

    Me mum aint interested

    and my sisters the same

    Only one who is impressed with online gaming is me *oh and my 13yr ol nephew plays WoW but that gheyness doesnt count* muhahaha 😀

    #29703
    Badger
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    @Lensman wrote:

    My brother is in the Navy, and they can count higher than the army squaddies and so have six P’s:
    – Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

    I guess the thinking is that the average squaddy can’t count on more than one hand 🙂

    TWAT 😉

    So your brother is in the navy………………..does it run in the family 😯

    #29704
    XDCiNSANE
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    ere… ok.. now then.. goto images on google and search for “hello sailor”

    ok Page 2.. bottom right hand corner.. no NOT the sexual girl.. theo one above it.. now then.. tell me thats just WRONG!!!! *vommit*[/img]

    #29705
    Badger
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    Sane, fix yer forward slashes ………….

    #29706
    XDCiNSANE
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    Done

    #29707
    Lensman
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    ere… ok.. now then.. goto images on google and search for “hello sailor”

    ok Page 2.. bottom right hand corner.. no NOT the sexual girl.. theo one above it.. now then.. tell me thats just WRONG!!!! *vommit*

    OMFG!!!! I agree – that is just sooooo wrong……..

    But I’m wondering where the Hoi-sin sauce goes!

    @=XDC=Badger wrote:

    So your brother is in the navy………………..does it run in the family

    No, it’s worse. Our dad was in the Air Force. 😉

    My brother is out of the Royal Navy now, but still at sea on dive support ships – mainly in the North Sea but occasionally ventures elsewhere. He served at the sharp end in the first Gulf War, and say’s he’ll only play Battlefield if they bring in Mine Warfare ships!

    #29708
    Badger
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    I was there too pal, serving with the Staffords, 7 Armd Bde Desert Rats 🙂

    #29709
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    You were in WW1 too wernt ya badge lol 😉

    Lens…. Its not good is it 😯 I could figure out wtf it was to do with sailors either 😯

    #29710
    Divie
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    gotta love this forum, started off talking about manslaughters mum now talking about gay sailors 😯

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