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http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-online-gaming-64474.phtml
….sadly so true. Of course I’m not guilty of any of them….*ahem*
XDC ftw!!!
100% True. Number 10 is MadmAx all the way. The cock-jocky has been nicking my frags since I made the mistake of introducing him to online gaming back in the BF42 days
10: Team members who score are kill stealers:
Kill stealing is one of the most abhorrent and despicable crimes ever committed, and is even listed in some modern Bibles as the eighth deadly sin. Every opponent is a victim waiting to die by your hand alone, and if anybody dares shoot them before you, they are a kill stealer. Only you may have the glory of the kill, and woe betide anybody caught shooting at the same target as you. If they get the win, they clearly stole your kill.
Even if you and a team member are on opposite sides of the game map, they kill stole. Obviously they did. Probably thanks to a hack.
Just remember, of course, that you are not a kill stealer. You are merely an opportunist. Besides which, since all the enemies are your personal fodder anyway, you’re taking nothing away from the meat puppets who are only there to be noobs and bring down your score by sucking.
Excellent find, looks like they even covered Insane’s viewpoints in depth at point 7
7: Everyone is gay:
Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.
Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don’t like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.
lol… on singing
Try to sing as loudly and obnoxiously as you can into your headset before, during and after a game, only stopping when you need to step away from the mic to breathe. Everybody will be impressed and will want to play with you again. In fact, you’re so great at singing that the only reason you’re not on Broadway right now is that showbusiness is full of lag.
hmm ring any bells
@=xdc= magicker wrote:
lol… on singing
Try to sing as loudly and obnoxiously as you can into your headset before, during and after a game, only stopping when you need to step away from the mic to breathe. Everybody will be impressed and will want to play with you again. In fact, you’re so great at singing that the only reason you’re not on Broadway right now is that showbusiness is full of lag.
hmm ring any bells
gummy bears, gummy bears 👿
< 5: If you are losing, it is because of lag: Following on from the cheapness laws, you will soon get to learn that nothing is ever your fault when it comes to gaming. Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap. The Internet does this a lot, but never affects the enemies you kill yourself, because you have skills. Nearly every death you ever suffer in a game will be due to lag of some kind. The Internet hates you that much, even though you are so good. 😐
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