Wanted

Vic I’m really hurt by what you’ve just said about this film as I went to the London and New York premiers. Why? Because this film is based on part of my life story.

To have you say that my life is ‘total fucking nonsense’ is very insensitive of you and it made me cry a little bit. I suppose the bit when I shot bullets out of the air was also ‘impossible’, or when I bent a bullet in mid-air around a corner and hit some bloke in the chest and killed him? Well clearly it’s not, or they wouldn’t have made a film about it.

Admittedly some of the plot was changed from a story about an office worker who joins a local astronomy group, to one one where an office worker becomes an elite assassin, but other than that minor change everything is the same. Also the location as changed from Hemel Hempstead to New York.

So I would strongly urge you all to go and watch this film as everything you see in it is true and can 100% genuinely happen in real life.

(Actually I watched after a few pints and thought it made perfect sense).

– Angelina Jolie doesn’t get her kit off /out of 10 –