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  • September 19, 2008 at 10:24 pm #18353
    VicJameson
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    Tess dragged me along to watch this massive pile of shit. Its sole purpose was to show off lovely houses, clothes, wigs, etc. from the eighteenth century. There was little plot, and what there was was tedious and instantly forgettable. Don’t bother going to see this, even if you have a vagina.

    Is it over yet/10

    September 19, 2008 at 10:27 pm #69255
    tess
    Participant

    I agree with Vic. It even almost got exciting with some almost exciting lesbianism. But then it didn’t. And Kiera Knightly is ugly and has no tits.

    September 20, 2008 at 9:54 am #69256
    xdc magicker
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    so no fisting at all?

    bugger and i had this on my list of things to watch,, hey ho

    September 20, 2008 at 10:49 am #69257
    VicJameson
    Participant

    Fisting?
    lol, if only, then it may have piqued my interest. When they had some 18th century dancing bits I was longing for an Armstrong & Miller type banter, such as..
    Duchess: “Ooh, Mr Gray, I do so hope that you will be availing me of your turgid member this fine eve.”
    Gray: “Why yes Duchess, I shall be stoutly taking you up the shitter and no mistake.”

    September 22, 2008 at 6:49 am #69258
    XDCiNSANE
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    And Kiera Knightly is ugly and has no tits.

    Kate Beckinsale FTW!!

    p.s. You need a heavy foot Vic, never go to the cinema when a woman suggests it! *tut*

    September 22, 2008 at 7:05 am #69259
    tess
    Participant

    Vic, we’re going to see The Australian when it’s released, ok? 😀

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