Well SOIA, I was going to post a hard-hitting rebuttal to your chocolate-whizz-way-riding slurr about Action Force/GI Joe, however it seems that popular toys are all getting the village people treatment, including action man:
Action Man is becoming a gheyer:
So in light of this Lensman I recommend this gender specific toy:
Boy George. A boy called George. That’s a good, solid, manly name. I therefore recommend this clearly non-ghey toy.