lol I remember a time I was walking with the ex spanish missus in Malaga, it was a proper movie moment, there we were walking down the road towards the shopping centre when around the corner the most amazing woman starts walking down, she was like a better version of Jessica Alba(if possible) wearing a silk dress and not much else underneath, my missus has started rabbiting on about something and I’m just stood there with my tongue hanging out,
After about 2 mins she realizies she’s talking to herself,
Oh well probably why she’s now the ex!!!