Canis Canem Edit (Bully)

This is like GTA San Andreas but in a school. It automatically beats San Andreas because it hasn’t got a cut scene every 5 minutes which features 4 ‘homies’ all shouting “Sheeet nigger, I’m gonna pop a cap in the muthafuckas ass”. It also hasn’t got endless ‘gangsta rap’ bollocks. What is it with these people anyway? It’s just like that bloody Ross Kemp on gangs nonsense. I remember watching one where this gang were telling Ross Kemp how they all “fucked their bitches and hos”. But guess what? None of them could actually produce a bitch or ho that they’d all shagged. Surprise, surprise. Ice Cube was in “Are We There Yet?” you know. I watched about 2 and a half minutes of it the other night. It was the girliest toss I’ve ever seen. I turned it off and watched a Barbie cartoon instead, that did far more for the testosterone. Granted, he might have been in the brilliant film “Torque” which actually had kung fu motorbike fighting! (quality, but not as good as the slo-mo elephant v horse fight in Alexander, which was really great) but it doesn’t change the fact that I bloody can’t do with all this ‘gangsta rap’ nonsense. Except Fur Q, of course, who was brilliant.

So “Canis Canem Edit” or Bully, out on the PS2. Buy it if you like.