Docs belated oblivion review.

It is a very good game though I do not like the way you level up , is too easy and quick and you could do most missions as level one , may I recommend using OSCUROS OBLIVION OVERHAUL it is a very well developed mod.

check it out makes the game a lot more enjoyable , I turned to it when every bandit I killed dropped glass swords ect .

http://www.tessource.net/files/file.php?id=3063

Great Game

*WARNING*

Playing this could lead down the path of warcraft!

Went from Oblivion to WoW and now I have no life!! 😥 😥

Tell me about it! Been playin since 10th feb and I’ve got a lvl 33 and a lvl19 and no life. Missus has already threatened to leave (which would leave more time for playing 😈 )

Dave “Evening Rodders, had a good day?”
Rodders “Not bad, not bad. Saw some grass and trees. The usual”
Dave “I’ve gotta tell you this, this is gold this is. Do you know Sally?”
Rodders “Hmm…”
Dave “You know, she’s in the Blades. Looks like a bloke in drag, got a fat face.”
Rodders “Oh yeah, walks around in random directions, bit of a Benny. Yeah, I know her.”
Dave “Well she was telling me how the King went down into the dungeons, put on his best Star Trek voice and convinced this fat faced buffoon that he was going to be some kind of hero. He even got Phil to pretend to kill him. Gave the numpty that necklace thing he won on that pier in Bridlington and told him it was dead important like. Sent him on some daft quest.”
Rodders “Hahaha! That king of ours – what a rotten cunt he is!”
Dave “It gets even better though, sent him to see his mad vicar mate. He wasn’t in on it and the King thought it’d end there, you know when the pillock asked for a left handed broadsword or something. But no, quick as a flash this geezer realises the King is on the wind up and sends numbnuts to see the Kings son. Got the silly fucker running round like a blue arsed fly.”
Rodders “Jesus Christ, hadn’t he cottoned on yet?”
Dave “No this daft sod’s lapping it up! Off he toddles through all the bloody grass and trees and when he gets to Martin that silly bugger puts on his best Sean Bean voice and they all blame the Billie Piper lookalikes for burning down Kvatch and send him off into one of them portals you were on about! Eeeh, none of ‘em know how they all managed to keep a straight face even now.”
Rodders “Classic, what a plank this bloke must be. Did he ever come out?”
Dave “Yeah turns up a bit later looking dead pleased with himself. They all thanked him for being dead heroic and sent him up to that Blades castle according to Sal. Pretty sure he’ll either just get lost on the way or the penny will finally drop. Tell you, if I see him I’m walking up to him and hitting round the head and shouting ‘Hello, McFly, hello!’ at him. He’ll probably think it’s part of his bloody quest though.”
Rodders “Well I’ve heard it all now, the silly voices were a great touch but telling him the Billie Pipers burned down Kvatch – can’t believe he took it in. Brilliant. Gonna have to go for a piss, get the beers in.”

Rodders “Get yer coat Dave, We’ve got to go see Barney, he’s in the hospital.”
Dave “Jesus, what happened? Is he okay? Should I bring some grapes”
Rodders “Bring some if you like fella but you might as well mash em up because the poor bastards going to be eating through a straw for the next 6 months. He was walking home from seeing his mum when he got jumped by half a dozen minotaurs.”
Dave “Eh? I’ve never even seen a minotaur, where the hell did they come from?”
Rodders “That’s nothing, all the bandits have dead flash armour now and those ridiculous portals are chucking out giant crocodile monsters. It’s all going to shit.”
Dave “What’s going on then? Something must have happened?”
Rodders “Yeah, it seems that the pillock that the King sent out on that made up quest has been doing this thing called ‘levelling up’ and as a consequence bigger monsters are appearing from nowhere and the bandits are getting better armour.”
Dave “Err, come again?”
Rodders “I know, I know….”
Dave “No Rodders, the thing is you don’t know. Just think about what you’re saying here. You’re saying that 1 person, that’s just 1 person runs around this bland featureless shithole for a few days and then out of absolutely nowhere all this shite happens just because he reaches level fucking 14. Right honest Rodders, I was born at night but not last night. That makes no kind of logical sense whatsoever. It’s stupid beyond belief. Words cannot express how cretinous that is.”
Rodders “Look Dave, I’m just telling you how it is. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, you’d have to lobotomise yourself to even think it makes half an ounce of sense but I’m telling you that’s why. It wouldn’t be so bad if this geezer was doing anything useful but he’s just running through miles of grass and trees and then going into those caves and old temples.”
Dave “But why mate? Everywhere looks exactly the same and all the caves and temples are just as bad. You’ve been in one, you’ve been in ‘em all.”
Rodders “Honestly Dave, no-one knows. It’s fair to say that he’s getting right on everyone’s tits now though. Okay, a joke’s a joke but this is bloke should just do one as far as I’m concerned.”
Dave “Yeah, he’s got me right pissed off now. I can see him getting a right shoeing once I’ve been to see Barney.”
Rodders “Don’t you worry about that mate, that cunts getting glassed next time I see him.”

So anyway Doc, you get the idea. If I were you I’d go out and get Vampire, Bloodlines or Jade Empire instead. They’re far better games anyway.