Hello there, it’s me Satan.
Yes, I know I look like Phil Collins, but it really is me, although I’m know by many other names; El Diablo, The Devil, The Fallen and Old Nick although I prefer it when people call me Roger.
Well, I thought I’d use my pawn on the plane of existence you know as Hertfordshire to send you all a message and say how much I enjoyed the gaming on your Battlefield 2 server last night. There’s nothing I like better after a hard day of sending souls into the firey pit of hell than taking possession of Neon and making him swear and get angy and use the ‘C’ word when he’s playing BF2.
Although last night angels took control of your server and tried to make everybody play the US forces (the force for good) it was refreshing to see that you all decided to play MEC forces (my team), and what good games they were too. Especially the first one when the heavily outnumbered MEC team triumphed gloriously. Also, there were lots of XDC’ers and 1stBW’ers on the server as well, which is always a wonderful thing.
It was also good to see Max corrupting young minds with his gaming hack’s (yes, I see what you do) and my second in command Lord Von Phartsbury banning some ‘tards from the server.
All in all I give you mortals 7/10 for some l337 gaming last night.
I will now relinquish control of my human pawn and let him go back to doing what he normally does when he’s not under my control; browsing Myspace.com trying to find fat chicks who look like Mussolini to sleep with.
L8Rs
Roger