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On the subject of Spunkers post re D9, anyone watching this? Started last week and started ok tbh, theres naked boobs and shagging in it which is a bonus for a first episode!
http://www.hbo.com/trueblood/season1/index.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;
In short its about vampires living amongst humans
I refer the right honourable gentleman to his previous post
viewtopic.php?f=22&t=4814&p=54056&hilit=true+blood#p54056
great show..
I am working my way through the books which are also very good.
season 2 is available via the usual suspects
your search engine is toss! ok ok i might have missed a space out, but come on.. it should list it surely??
anyhoos as most us shows we get em years on, I’d normally download if i could be arsed, its just easier to SkyHD+ it and watch when convenient.. now if it was spectacular spiderman, Batman brave and the bold, Iron Man etc, then i’d go out of my way 🙂
For no apparent reason, here’s a list of the vampires I reckon I could have in a fight:
1) The little girl vampire from ‘Interview with a Vampire’.
2) The big fat blob of a vampire from ‘Blade’.
3) Alex Winter in Lost Boys.
4) ‘The Count’ from ‘Sesame Street’.
5) David Bowie.
That’s a pretty impressive list Neon, but I’m pretty sure you could take on most vampires if it came down to it.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if you put me in charge I will make vampire hunting legal in this country. You’ll be able to get a formal qualification and everything and my government would pay you to travel around and hunt these idiots down.
Here is how you identify a vampire:
• They all have pale skin and dyed black hair.
• They have dark crap on their fingernails and round their eyes which they think makes them look imposing but actually makes them look like they’re puddle jumpers
• They think they’re sensitive and no-one understands them
• They all express their individuality in exactly the same way
• They have absolutely and utterly god awful taste in music
• Female vampires are invariably fat – no wonder male Goths, erm I mean vampires, are such miserable c***s
• They think they look like vampires, as opposed to complete twats.
• Anyone with a Marilyn Manson t-shirt on is clearly a vampire sympathiser and is fair game for vampire huntersHere is how you catch vampires
• Drive around in your vampire hunting van with the windows down playing “Temple of Love†and look out for anyone who breaks out in shit dancing.
• Set up a stall selling crap pointy boots, black cowboy style hats and any clothing with netting on it. ** Warning ** This will draw them out so fast you’ll probably be overrun by the maudlin fuckers.
• Go to WhitbyHere is how you deal with a vampire
• Kick it’s face off (remember to wipe all that crap they cover themselves in off your shoes).
Unfortunately, though – the only way this will happen is if I’m in charge. Unbelievably, if you go to your local town hall with this idea you’re called a reprehensible bigot! For trying to make the world a better place!
The world’s gone mad.
FXHD if you have it or normal, 10pm on Fridays.. or is it Thursday.. no its Friday
3rd episode this week so you may need to d/l first 2 online 🙂
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
LMAO!
but neon couldnt put the cat out, never mind a vampire!
Pfft! Somebody seems to be forgeting that giant razorback boar I brought down with smallarms fire:
But a worthy idea by SOIA. Those fucking go… vampires piss me off, ever since I failed to get off with a fit one I liked at college. The number of fucking awesome jokes and witticisms I wasted on her, and not even a chuckle. It was like my best man’s speech all over again.
Oh and I’ve done some proper research on vampires and there’s only 3 real way to make one pop its clogs. Forget garlic, holy water or sunlight, the only genuine ways to kill a vampire are:
1) Piercing the heart.
2) Decapitation.
3) Incineraton.So if you suspect that some emo kid might be a vampire, why not try one of those? If they do indeed shuffle off their mortal coil then you’ve just bagged a blood sucker, but if they don’t die then you’re probably in a lot of trouble and should leave the country.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
FXHD if you have it or normal, 10pm on Fridays.. or is it Thursday.. no its Friday
3rd episode this week so you may need to d/l first 2 online 🙂
Nice one mate
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