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Dint yes thats DINT *internet speak* wanna carry on with this infront of newcomers.. but you seriously are one Sad person *I cant assume you are male unfortunatly as I’ve never seen you*
Chill out FFS I’m starting to see why people left here now if your gonna be that frickin picky over fucking forum posts FFS.. lighten up will ya
@=XDC=McQueen wrote:
Ooops………. sorry for butting in on other threads i thought you two was just arseing about.
Sorry 🙁
Stop stirring McQueen 😆
Also, if you mock someone for “not reading the post” when you are not reading theirs properly I think it’s reasonable to point it out and correct you. Never thought you’d be so chldish as to edit your own posts to then berate me, just makes no sense and I am going to respond to it.
Jebus guys lighten up – get a room an relieve all that sexual tension you two obviously have for each other. 😉
Btw Chaos is male and hes from Canada (maybe US). Was talking to him quite a lot on squad speak the other night. He’s a good chap, he likes our server and deserves better than having his post spammed by you two lady boys 👿
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Dint yes thats DINT *internet speak* wanna carry on with this infront of newcomers.. but you seriously are one Sad person *I cant assume you are male unfortunatly as I’ve never seen you*
Chill out FFS I’m starting to see why people left here now if your gonna be that frickin picky over fucking forum posts FFS.. lighten up will ya
Well at least he didn’t delete it………………..this time 😆
@Wipers wrote:
Btw Chaos is male and hes from Canada (maybe US). Was talking to him quite a lot on squad speak the other night. He’s a good chap, he likes our server and deserves better than having his post spammed by you two lady boys 👿
Wot Oirish says 👿
Now both of you stop misbeahaving or I will dig out the sjambok
@Wipers wrote:
Btw Chaos is male and hes from Canada (maybe US). Was talking to him quite a lot on squad speak the other night. He’s a good chap, he likes our server and deserves better than having his post spammed by you two lady boys 👿
I started writing a long story about a Canadian I met in Munich when I was pissed up but it was the usual rambling bullshit I normally come up with – so here’s the bullet points:
* They really do say “aboot” instead of “about”. No joking, I thought South Park must have been making it up.
* They don’t like you talking about the Fenian Invasion of Canada because, like the majority of inhabitants of New York, they all think they’re Irish for some unknown reason. (Probably not the french ones though).
* They are offended if you call them a cunt. They don’t like the word much.
* They can’t take their beer. One night on the piss in Munich and they look like they’ve been shoed half to death the following morning.
* They have an annoying mate who tries to pull your missus but fails miserably, leaving you stuck with her. For gods sake, can’t they do owt right?@sickofitall wrote:
@Wipers wrote:
Btw Chaos is male and hes from Canada (maybe US). Was talking to him quite a lot on squad speak the other night. He’s a good chap, he likes our server and deserves better than having his post spammed by you two lady boys 👿
I started writing a long story about a Canadian I met in Munich when I was pissed up but it was the usual rambling bullshit I normally come up with – so here’s the bullet points:
* They really do say “aboot” instead of “about”. No joking, I thought South Park must have been making it up.
* They don’t like you talking about the Fenian Invasion of Canada because, like the majority of inhabitants of New York, they all think they’re Irish for some unknown reason. (Probably not the french ones though).
* They are offended if you call them a cunt. They don’t like the word much.
* They can’t take their beer. One night on the piss in Munich and they look like they’ve been shoed half to death the following morning.
* They have an annoying mate who tries to pull your missus but fails miserably, leaving you stuck with her. For gods sake, can’t they do owt right?Yet again SOIA has humbled us all with his insight into that part of the United States with a maple leaf on its flag. But being the travelled globe trotter I thought I’d add a bit more information for people who’ve never been to Canada, or met a Canadian person:
Canada (or Canadia as it’s now known) has three big cities Vacouver, Torontia and Victoria. Although bigger that the Atlantic Ocean the country boasts only 80,000 inhabitants, most of who are vagrants. Canadia’s people like ice hockey, but are normally unsure of everything they say, so finish most sentences with ‘eh?’
So if you’re playing Maashtur and Cha0sEngine says “we are attacking the back yard eh.” You have to say “Of course we’re attacking the back-fuckin’-yard. Would I give an order to attack the back-fuckin’-yard, if I didn’t want you to attack the back-fuckin’-yard? You stupid bloody American!”
Canadia is part of America, there’s no doubt about that, even if Cha0s says different. Say to him “are you sure that Canada isn’t just a state of America? Do you have any doubt about that?” If he responds by saying “I have no doubt about it” Then laugh hysterically and call him a fag.
I copied most of that word for word from the ‘Mitchellin Guide Book of Canada’.
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