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Havin a great time 🙁 Not only am I being made redundant the girlfiend has stated she’ll leave me if I don’t stop playing Warcraft. Looks like I have a choice…
1: Let her leave, fuck the job and play wow 24-7 (hehehe)
2: Get a life, get a job and keep the missus n kids (including the huge financial burden)Fingers crossed I can get over my wow addiction – Ordered C&C 3 Kane edition from play this weekend 8)
Lammie is tryin to fix me northern strike problem so I might be back to normal soon 😉
Huuge financial burden and moaning or 24-7 fun.. hmm hard choice 😛
Have both but cut down or better still get her in on it too?
Might as well bin her.. its obvious you are ghey for playing WOW in the first place.. no turning back now!
Well my advice would be to stop pretending to be Dougall McFudge the elf, hero of Rektum Gorge and instead give your other half a right good hard shag.
With the greatest of respect to your bird, I’m sure she’d absolutely bloody love it.
@sickofitall wrote:
Well my advice would be to stop pretending to be Dougall McFudge the elf, hero of Rektum Gorge and instead give your other half a right good hard shag.
With the greatest of respect to your bird, I’m sure she’d absolutely bloody love it.
I took your advice SOIA. Only one question though, What am I gonna do with the other 23 hours and 55 minutes of the day then??
Well a good tonking is likely to keep any bird happy for at least 8 hours or so. I’d say that you should probably just roll over and have a bit of a kip for an hour, since crashing the yoghurt truck is likely to make you feel a bit sleepy. Then you can get up and kill some time however you like before telling the bird to make you some tea. After that she’ll obviously be kept busy washing up and doing the ironing and all that womens stuff that goes on in the kitchen that I don’t know about so you’ll be able to do what you like again.
Then before you know it, it’s bedtime and you can shift her up* and get some sleep.
*Top tip, if it’s cold you can save money on an electric blanket by sending the bird to bed half an hour earlier and putting her on your side. Then when you retire for the night just shove her onto the cold side and your sorted. I do this all the time and it works a treat.
Hippy, the best way to cure yourself of RPG addiction is to remain in character 24 hours a day. Wandering into the kitchen and saying to the GF:
“Good day fine lady. I am sir Mad of Hippy and I bequeath thee to supply a brave knight with some Birdseye cod dunkers and chips so that I may partake in a dangerous quest to slay a foul dragon atop the mountain of Gattershnack.”
There’s a chance that this might rub her up the wrong way, but remain in character especially when around Milton Keynes, as sooner or later someone is going to try to mug you, at which point you say:
“On guard ye scurvy knaves for thee have committed the gravest of mistakes and that is, as fortold by Gruddle the mystic pig, that you have… CHRIST!… SHIT!… WHAT THE FUCK…? OH CHRIST!… HERE’S MY WALLET! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! OOOF! NOT THE… FUCK!”
The ensuing coma will probably make you feel like packing in WoW.
I fully empathise with your missus!!!
FFS, I had to stipulate that Vic had all his fleetsaving done and out of the way before he came round the other night as I am sick and tired of sitting looking at the back of his head all night as he plays games! I want attention lavished all over my fabulous self, and I am not competing with a computer!!!
@tess wrote:
I want attention lavished all over my fabulous self
……..never heard it called ‘attention’ before….. but that is how it starts off! 😉
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