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I was cussing OldPhart, not supporting him!

@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

ah yes! the gospel according to Neon!

I had this yesterday with the young man………

From Victoria all the way to the city all i had was this young man telling me how JC done this, Jehovah done that!!! well let me tell you it was a revelation….and i mean in the biblical sense!! By journey’s end, not only had i been converted to some scientific cult thing, but i had miraculously been unburdened of all monetary items! It was an amazing experience, one should savour the virtues of driving around Parliment Square in deep prayer, and i learnt something else; that the good Lord himself was the first assistant editor on the big Issue!

Now, all you non-believers out there can mock but let me tell you, if this man says that toast is the work of the son of God then i agree! Cheese, now cheese on the other hand is clearly the work of Satan or John travolta or someone…….who else would make a product out of manky milk and make his fellow brethen eat it! come on, milk should be drunk, not eaten………….i learn’t that too yesterday!

Well, first point Neonology isn’t a cult, it’s a genuine subscription based religion. But WET is indeed correct that by signing up for it you not only do you feel a weight lifted from you, but also you greatly improve your chances of going to heaven. Here’s a quick break down of the different super-value services that Neonology has to offer:

Low user account: Aimed at people who sin a little bit. Maybe flick the ‘V’ once in a while, wee in shop doorways, that sort of thing. The package gives you a 25% chance of eternal life in heaven.*
£849.99

Frequent user account: If you’ve done a couple of armed robberies, punched a nun or done line dancing then this package will greatly increase your chance of getting past the pearly gates to a whopping 50%.*
£2999.99

Adolf Hitler: Folks who’ve been involved in mass genocide or sold their souls (or their children’s souls) to satan will find this package very appealing, increasing your chances of barging past st Paul to a massive 75%.*
£149999.99~

BTW WET, you still owe me £149934.17

*Entry to heaven not guarenteed

~Offer includes a free evening out with Neon at an eatery of his choice, providing you’re paying

dude please tell me you were at work when you wrote all that and not doing it during ur free time

lol you guys are so gay

Just wait till I start playing BF2 again and we’ll have all the posts about:

– Admin abuse
– Chopper whoring
– Flag camping

yadadadadada

ddon’t cuss my penis

bumseks allround!