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Only way to start the day.
Bacon sausage egg mushrooms and tomato sauce, all wrapped in a warm tortilla.
*Rubs belly*
tortillas Nah not for me.
..all that lot with Pancakes bloke much nicer you can still have the oder oil to go with as well.
Pucka!
“Barney’s Breakfast bar – Including large mugs of tea”
Oh yeah big mucho Splifus too!!
You can’t beat toast, which (I’m pretty sure) was invented by Jesus in the bible. I think it was fish on toast or something, and he made it for 500 people, none of whom to my knowledge complained.
By saying that toast can be beaten by any other breakfast foodstuff, you are effectively questioning the word of god.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
You can’t beat toast, which (I’m pretty sure) was invented by Jesus in the bible. I think it was fish on toast or something, and he made it for 500 people, none of whom to my knowledge complained.
By saying that toast can be beaten by any other breakfast foodstuff, you are effectively questioning the word of god.
Sardines on toast.
*Runs to kitchen*
Woot i have sardines!!!!!!!
Thats breakfast sorted 🙂
ah yes! the gospel according to Neon!
I had this yesterday with the young man………
From Victoria all the way to the city all i had was this young man telling me how JC done this, Jehovah done that!!! well let me tell you it was a revelation….and i mean in the biblical sense!! By journey’s end, not only had i been converted to some scientific cult thing, but i had miraculously been unburdened of all monetary items! It was an amazing experience, one should savour the virtues of driving around Parliment Square in deep prayer, and i learnt something else; that the good Lord himself was the first assistant editor on the big Issue!
Now, all you non-believers out there can mock but let me tell you, if this man says that toast is the work of the son of God then i agree! Cheese, now cheese on the other hand is clearly the work of Satan or John travolta or someone…….who else would make a product out of manky milk and make his fellow brethen eat it! come on, milk should be drunk, not eaten………….i learn’t that too yesterday!
@airmessy wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
You can’t beat toast, which (I’m pretty sure) was invented by Jesus in the bible. I think it was fish on toast or something, and he made it for 500 people, none of whom to my knowledge complained.
By saying that toast can be beaten by any other breakfast foodstuff, you are effectively questioning the word of god.
Sardines on toast.
*Runs to kitchen*
Woot i have sardines!!!!!!!
Thats breakfast sorted 🙂
Amen Messy.
“And the lord did look down upon Airmessy and said “Let there be sardines”, and there was. And they were good. And then the lord did say “Airmessy, give me your love and I will give you eternal life. Simply send a cheque payable to Neon Enterprises, PO Box 666, Victoria, London for the paltry sum of £500. Or a postal order will do, if that’s easier.”
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
ah yes! the gospel according to Neon!
I had this yesterday with the young man………
From Victoria all the way to the city all i had was this young man telling me how JC done this, Jehovah done that!!! well let me tell you it was a revelation….and i mean in the biblical sense!! By journey’s end, not only had i been converted to some scientific cult thing, but i had miraculously been unburdened of all monetary items! It was an amazing experience, one should savour the virtues of driving around Parliment Square in deep prayer, and i learnt something else; that the good Lord himself was the first assistant editor on the big Issue!
Now, all you non-believers out there can mock but let me tell you, if this man says that toast is the work of the son of God then i agree! Cheese, now cheese on the other hand is clearly the work of Satan or John travolta or someone…….who else would make a product out of manky milk and make his fellow brethen eat it! come on, milk should be drunk, not eaten………….i learn’t that too yesterday!
Well, first point Neonology isn’t a cult, it’s a genuine subscription based religion. But WET is indeed correct that by signing up for it you not only do you feel a weight lifted from you, but also you greatly improve your chances of going to heaven. Here’s a quick break down of the different super-value services that Neonology has to offer:
Low user account: Aimed at people who sin a little bit. Maybe flick the ‘V’ once in a while, wee in shop doorways, that sort of thing. The package gives you a 25% chance of eternal life in heaven.*
£849.99Frequent user account: If you’ve done a couple of armed robberies, punched a nun or done line dancing then this package will greatly increase your chance of getting past the pearly gates to a whopping 50%.*
£2999.99Adolf Hitler: Folks who’ve been involved in mass genocide or sold their souls (or their children’s souls) to satan will find this package very appealing, increasing your chances of barging past st Paul to a massive 75%.*
£149999.99~BTW WET, you still owe me £149934.17
*Entry to heaven not guarenteed
~Offer includes a free evening out with Neon at an eatery of his choice, providing you’re paying
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
ah yes! the gospel according to Neon!
I had this yesterday with the young man………
From Victoria all the way to the city all i had was this young man telling me how JC done this, Jehovah done that!!! well let me tell you it was a revelation….and i mean in the biblical sense!! By journey’s end, not only had i been converted to some scientific cult thing, but i had miraculously been unburdened of all monetary items! It was an amazing experience, one should savour the virtues of driving around Parliment Square in deep prayer, and i learnt something else; that the good Lord himself was the first assistant editor on the big Issue!
Now, all you non-believers out there can mock but let me tell you, if this man says that toast is the work of the son of God then i agree! Cheese, now cheese on the other hand is clearly the work of Satan or John travolta or someone…….who else would make a product out of manky milk and make his fellow brethen eat it! come on, milk should be drunk, not eaten………….i learn’t that too yesterday!
Well, first point Neonology isn’t a cult, it’s a genuine subscription based religion. But WET is indeed correct that by signing up for it you not only do you feel a weight lifted from you, but also you greatly improve your chances of going to heaven. Here’s a quick break down of the different super-value services that Neonology has to offer:
Low user account: Aimed at people who sin a little bit. Maybe flick the ‘V’ once in a while, wee in shop doorways, that sort of thing. The package gives you a 25% chance of eternal life in heaven.*
£849.99Frequent user account: If you’ve done a couple of armed robberies, punched a nun or done line dancing then this package will greatly increase your chance of getting past the pearly gates to a whopping 50%.*
£2999.99Adolf Hitler: Folks who’ve been involved in mass genocide or sold their souls (or their children’s souls) to satan will find this package very appealing, increasing your chances of barging past st Paul to a massive 75%.*
£149999.99~BTW WET, you still owe me £149934.17
*Entry to heaven not guarenteed
~Offer includes a free evening out with Neon at an eatery of his choice, providing you’re paying
dude please tell me you were at work when you wrote all that and not doing it during ur free time
T00thy, when I’m at work all my time is free time.
Well, except the 20 minutes when I have to do something called ‘work’.
Jesus invented Beans on toast (Jobbie 3 xii 1-4)…Mohammed did sarines on toast which caused an early split, Islam following the sardinic tradition and the more conservative Mu’tazilis insisting that beans on toast was indeed the breakfast of the gods…
@airmessy wrote:
Only way to start the day.
Bacon sausage egg mushrooms and tomato sauce, all wrapped in a warm tortilla.
*Rubs belly*
Gonna try Egg, bacon, sausage n beans in a hot wrap tomorrow. Only cos missus is refusing to do breakfast 😥 😥 🙄 🙄 🙂
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