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yea been using it for ages, good program. allows you to create/edit PDF’s without paying Adobe fook all either. 🙂
well me neither, I don’t have the time to play the PC as it is leave alone a console. Its all about pulling in the bottom feeders and fence sitters now I guess. It will go this way wind up now or not, Steam has proved it can work so why would they not cut out the retailers and massive production costs?
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Speaking of too much time on hands..
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what a load of shit!
wtf?? Go on tell me he’s won shit loads of arty awards.
Love the Space Argument, 8,9 and 10 are special.
impressive, especially when it regains its balance on the ice.
yet another toy for the US military catalogue, that should help their economy no end. But at least out of the price range of suicide bombers I would imagine.
more gutted about Arthur C Clarke tbh. Rendezvous with Rama is awesome.
Anyway why was it always ok for an old guy dressed as a sea captain (when he clearly wasn’t one) to hang around with a bunch of kids on his boat, saying things like “look at the lovely white stuff inside” and no one was ever remotely suspicious. Now invite the same kids to play at the Neverland ranch complete with fairground and Bubbles the chimp and the world suddenly wants to kill …sorry sue you.
Think you were right to do that Sprog going by this review.
Back in 2006, I moved down to Central Otago to work on a then-unnamed big-budget movie from German money-making machine Roland Emmerich.
Emmerich had already churned out Independence Day, The Patriot, The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla and a few other ridiculously successful loads of old rubbish, and his new film promised to be right out of the same box.
What started out as an African epic set in the high savannah was scuppered by a brutal South Island winter. The script was quickly rewritten to accommodate an ice age, and all sorts of dodgy narration – “That night a white rain fell . . .” – plastered on to explain why all of Emmerich’s carefully composed tussocky backdrops had suddenly turned snowy white.
The result is a massively compromised and hastily cobbled together load of complete pants that may just be the single worst film I’ve seen on a big screen in my entire life.
10,000BC (as they eventually called it) tells the story of a band of mammoth hunters on the trail of their kidnapped clansmen.
On the way they encounter all manner of badly rendered hazards, and eventually stumble upon – ummm – Egypt. 10,000BC is laughably bad, tedious, derivative, nonsensical and ultimately hysterically funny.
If it weren’t so stupid it would be offensive, but as it stands, this makes Clan of the Cave Bear look like The Ascent of Man.
Unless your life really won’t be complete without seeing a cartoon sabre-tooth tiger growling at Cliff Curtis, I’d save my money for Ice Age 3.
10,000BC
Director: Roland Emmerich.
Starring: Steven Strait, Camilla Bell, Cliff Curtis.
Running time: 109 minutes.
Rated: Mpretty damning stuff looks like it won’t even be eye candy…..
not poop, but certainly different. Jermaine Clement is genius, he’s great in Flight of the Conchords too. Probably funnier if you live in, or have visited NZ.
which, as we all know you are, so game on Sprog I think m8, Insanes up for it…and probably a good rogering afterwards I’ll wager.
