Mr.Fenix

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  • in reply to: one for the Royalists……. #41095
    Mr.Fenix
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    I can see the Really Old Link Police. Quick! Hide this thread!

    😛

    in reply to: :-( v2 *UPDATED* Crash pics on Page 5 (Resized) #41000
    Mr.Fenix
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    laughter is the best healer 😆 😆

    in reply to: Learner Driver Seeks Ass Istance #40711
    Mr.Fenix
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    Downloading the rfactor multiplayer demo now – didn’t realise there was one…

    Netcode is important after all.

    The thing about TOCA 3 is that it handles wonderfully on keyboard.

    in reply to: funky TV specs…. #41050
    Mr.Fenix
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    but it makes a good avatar for him!

    8)

    Make it so, admin.

    in reply to: :-( v2 *UPDATED* Crash pics on Page 5 (Resized) #40998
    Mr.Fenix
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    New avatar:

    Why is your bike impounded, legit? I didn’t realise written-off-in-a-crash equalled illegal parking.

    in reply to: Learner Driver Seeks Ass Istance #40709
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    Oh, it was only the multiplayer that interested me…

    I got a lot of CTDs until I dug down and found a Northbridge system-driver update. Even then, I had to turn off a bunch of detail. But it works now. The only netcode joke I’ve noticed on the demo is when in spectator mode, the cars just leap about like they’re all pimped-up.

    I had maybe 10 races on games running off players’ own PC’s and it was fine to play.

    in reply to: :-( v2 *UPDATED* Crash pics on Page 5 (Resized) #40982
    Mr.Fenix
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    Jeepers! Nail your door shut man! Safer online…

    Ive mentioned my dad in another thread… He’s done his fair share of biking: out of 38 bikes he’s owned, 22 were written-off one way or another.

    I reckon you might get higher stats than that hehe.

    in reply to: Learner Driver Seeks Ass Istance #40706
    Mr.Fenix
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    I think I’ve found what I’m looking for: –

    TOCA Race Driver 3

    It kicks ass. Played single player demo, then the multiplay one. It has a different feel to all the others and the crash stuff is great. Last race, I limped along with steering pulling to the left and then before the last straight, I lost a tire (or maybe a wheel lol) and scraped home on three.

    Lots of laughing, lots of fun.

    Will prolly buy it this week.

    vrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

    in reply to: Patches for XBOX games? #40944
    Mr.Fenix
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    Yeah, I knew that… 😳

    in reply to: I’ nOt eFfEctEd by VIOlent GaMEs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #40970
    Mr.Fenix
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    Way to go, grasshopper 😉 We’ll have you speaking English like a native, toot sweet!

    in reply to: BF2142 hacks…. #40959
    Mr.Fenix
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    Continuous anti-titan missiles is something that could pull me over to the dark side 😈

    in reply to: Patches for XBOX games? #40942
    Mr.Fenix
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    Ah so c******* have caught up with PC’s now and Software Houses can release products before they’re finished 😆

    in reply to: I’ nOt eFfEctEd by VIOlent GaMEs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #40968
    Mr.Fenix
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    Hmm, I’ve been playing computer games since 1980 and I haven’t noticed… brain thing, you know

    ..?

    Neon – it’s affected, not effected. If you’re affected by a game, it’s the game’s effects that effected that effect or affectation. Clear? 😆

    in reply to: :-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-(:-( :-( #40768
    Mr.Fenix
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    When I was a nipper, my dad had a Mk1 Ford Transit like this: –

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    We were driving along one afternoon and ended up behind one of those cars which is a small van. This guy in the car/van was driving to annoy; he’d speed up, my dad would speed up; then he’d brake for no reason so my dad would slow down. This went on for a while.

    In the end, dad said, ‘Everybody brace, we’re going to crash’. The car accelerated, we accelerated, the car braked, we accelerated right up its arse.

    Everyone except the car/van driver had a right good laugh cos his car had been shortened by 10″. The doors, which had popped open on impact, now overlapped their frames and could not close. My dad and I had a 5 mile walk to a scrap yard for a replacement radiator.

    I remember another crash in that transit – this one was actually an accident proper. It happened when we in the Transit and a guy in a Merc tried to use the same cross-road simultaneously. The front corners of the vehicles met; the left front wheel on the Transit rode up onto the Merc’s wing/bonnet. Everyone got out for a look. After a couple of minutes, the Merc collapsed under the weight and dad was able to reverse off.

    Another time, when I was 4yrs old, I all but drove that Transit into a canal. Great times, great times.

    in reply to: Buy Pharty’s Bits #40883
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    I’ll keep checking this thread cos I could really do with this kit myself. However, cos I’m going to France for Christmas I need to keep my finances fluid until the start of January.

    [non-serious bit] Just checked my bank statement online… After debits for goatporn and goat-feed, I have a boiled sweet with fluff on it, an elastic band, a broken pen-knife and a length of string. Things ain’t that bad – I have six conkers and a catapult in my savings account. And my leftover-cheese investment is about to mature. Ker-CHING! [/non-serious bit]

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