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That’s not cheating.
When I played CoD, one server I frequented upped their realism rules to the extent of removing the crosshair. To get around this irritation, I drew an X in the middle of my monitor.
When I told them about it, they banned me.Am I a gutless cheater like erratic-space or just a regular guy like… like 😕 umm.. mmm?
-Jury out
@tess wrote:
Thanks Pharty 😀 I mustn’t be that good at alphabetic order cos I missed myself 😆
Isn’t that more of a bladder problem? 😛
@SilverSides wrote:
Spain appeals to me these days
By gently heating this quote with a candle flame, some secret potato ink text is revealed!
@SilverSides wrote:Spain appeals to me these days because it attracts transsexuals from Latin America. Hubba! Hubba! 😀
Can someone help me interpret this? I have no experience in this area?
-Fenix out 8)
It’s a pyramid scheme game, isn’t it? You put out your “join us” url and get points from then on. Meanwhile, I can see some paint is drying on the far wall.
-Fenix out
PS Anyone for conkers? We’re playing conkers in my office. My best surviving conker is “Commander Worf” who’s a veteran 🙄 one-er or maybe an eight-er cos we can’t remember which one was the seven-er…
I contacted OS about Explorer/Ranger maps for fictitious locations and they said they couldn’t help :?.
1. If you’re sat behind a bus in a strange town, you quite possibly will not have a view of any warning signs for stupid road hazards.
2. Traditionally, all moving obstacles have traffic and warning lights associated with them – opening bridges, railway crossings, floating bridge boats etc etc etc.
3. In a van making local deliveries, seatbelts are not required to be worn.I despair of traffic-planning, these days. You’ll rarely find a roundabout, for instance, that actually matches the guidance given in the Highway Code. The lanes merge and converge on the most unlikely lines and the most sensible lines are often blocked off with do-not-cross markings.
People get away with having blue lights on their cars – blue being reserved solely for emergency services. Likewise with green and orange. All hazardous. What about red ones! Red is a tail-light colour for very obvious safety reasons. If ships and yachts and aircraft started being so fucking stupid, it’d be raining planes and we’d never see another ship arrive in any port without having been in a collision.
People are fucking arseholes.
Also, I have a secret plan for wankers with loud car stereos and noisy exhausts. There’s nothing quite like being woken at 2am by your teeth resonating to some shitty little biscuit-tin of a car* which breaks a) every known law on noise and b) shows how little you give a shit for the happiness of your neighbours and the rest of the worl… Anyway, you know those Christian fish badges..? One night I’m going to do them all with one of those each.
And I came to work today, unawares that heavy rain was forecast. At home I have the ultimate in umbrellas (comfy handle, fibre-glass guaranteed frame, wind-proofing, so far unused. Grrrr.
-Fenix out doing his bit for community relations
* I’m a SAAB 900 Turbo man, myself.
As a red-blooded pork-yor-daughter hetero, it never crossed my mind to register with “ghEAy link” in the first place.
Now d’you see where you went wrong?
-Fenix out 8)
@nOm wrote:
the island….. http://www.armedassault.pl/image.php?src=common/wwa/sahrani_map.jpg
Holy fuck that’s like a MMRP… MPROG, MMGORP.. MMROPG… whatever…. Holy fuck it’s like a really big game!
I don’t know who those women are but their names are those of nasty cheap tarts :(. Felicity Kendal (The Good Life) and Diana Rigg (The Avengers) should have done this before they got too old and before I stopped watching tv.
-Fenix out ‘helping’ the aged
OK, I’ve been through my backup CDs/DVDs and I don’t have any BF patches backed up.
Can someone link the locations for d/l the bf1942 and bfv patches? I, for one, can’t find the “official ’42 site”. Not having a good day, am I! 😕
Thought maybe I could get ’em off Multiplay but but the registration process won’t accept the auth code they sent me grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 👿
-Fenix out
