Aww bless he wasn’t really trying, proably shocked and crapping himself. ๐
It’s funny the last time i went to spain the staff in the bank were smoking at their desks and the guards at customs (ferry) had semi-automatics/ side-arms and looked us brits over good and proper like.
Back to old blighty and we breeze through customs with our tax free goods and a nod from the 60yr private security guard….but can’t light up until we get to the carpark.
Spain appeals to me these days