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@LeGIt wrote:
. I don’t want to be 70 year old with no teeth and barely able to walk eating food through a straw and not had sex in 20 years because of a limp dick!!
What’s your excuse for being a virgin now? And what makes you think that’s going to change between now and when you’re 50? ๐ ๐
That was really wrong. funny, but wrong…
Anyway, not intending to be crude but I can’t think of any other way of asking…do dwarves have dwarf willies or full sized willies?
I’m not going to stress, I have it bought and he’ll love it and I don’t know if he’ll want to upgrade to Vista or not. I’m sure everything eventually will update their drivers for Vista (I hope, fingers crossed)
Oh shit, I never thought to check that it is Vista compatible, and I thought it was definitely XP compatible, now I’m worried ๐
Vic says I must have tickled your fancy for you to call me tess(tickles)Legit ๐
That’s really tough luck Legit ๐
If either of my kids want to get a bike I’ll my very best to dissuade them from getting one, they’re way too dangerous. My nobber ex hubby managed to write off 2 bikes all by himself, and his brother went one better and managed to kill himself!
Get a car next time ๐
I got a really good one on ebay – brand new with 2 additional keypads (Everquest II and Doom 3) and a gaming keypad and the normal one, all delivered to my door for รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ35 ๐
Need to buy Everquest II and Doom 3 now ๐So that’s 3 for and 2 against? I’m tempted, though the wee fecker doesn’t deserve anything for Christmas at all, so he’s doing bloody well gettting a pc never mind a zboard as well!! I’m bidding on one on EBay, cos I’m broke and not wanting to spend a bloody fortune!!
I think you should contact your insurance company, you may be covered for a hire car until your insurance claim is sorted.
Thank God no kids were in the car with you, or things could have bene nasty!
I was knocked down by an ex-policeman once, cheeky fecker produced non-existant witnesses from everywhere and I got done for jaywalking ffs ๐ณ@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
@tess wrote:
Can anyone get me an invite to this please?
Vic is offering both his arse and a blowjob to anyone who gets me an invite ๐And you are offering? A cooked meal, clean house? ๐
My house is (nearly) always clean! And I cook dinner most nights, so that’s ok ๐
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
you’ve never complained about vics 2 minute marathons before………..guess you just get used to some things ๐
Marathons?
/me snickersWhat a bushy bush!!
An awful lot of effort for 2 minutes sex, wouldn’t be worth getting undressed for ๐
