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I have just heard from one of my contact’s that EA going through the stats of those players in the top 100. Expect to see some significant changes to the leader board in the near future 😉
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Redfield was 7DR mate 😀
and yes its the same guy 🙂
What forum was it posted on wet you crazy foo..
And Redfield is now with =256=
@PoD[1st-BW] wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Shopping pod?
shop, shops, only whalehunter here,
apart from that, the overall population of Reykjavik is 300K people……
…..of which 200k are women
muaaaahaaaaa
Yeah but it costs you the price od a small mortgage just to buy and pint 👿
heheh I found one for LeGit, quite apt really 😆
http://www.battlefield1942.co.uk/gallery/drawing_comp/stats@crazy hippo wrote:
@LeGIt wrote:
Muahaha that would only work on snipers that suck! A good sniper keeps moving 8)
for sneaky feckers like you, i prefer the up close and personall knife to the back tactic
Oh you mean like the way Minti did it several times to you in a row at i28 while you were showing someone how to play the 2142 beta 😆
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
C. Clarke (Lammie – ??????) = £10.00
Yeah that’s me £10 per month on Standing order as per PM 😉 and M Casey is Minti
@LeGIt wrote:
I already got the gold knife award btw – I’ve done a few rounds knives only for the fun of it, ner ner 😛 Oddly enough can get more kills knives-only than half your team do with guns and tanks etc =/
So basically your saying you ‘Stat Padded’ your way to the gold medal?
You do know that Me Hippy and Minti are part of BF2RS dont you?
Tut tut Mr Legit, Kiss goodbye to those stats 👿
@Dropkick wrote:
my g25 is in transit as we speak………………hurry up parcel force lol
Where did you get it from mate? they are still looking a bit pricey at £200 mark
@Dropkick wrote:
you can download the game from http://www.rfactor.net , it will run as a demo on two tracks then if you choose to buy it it will unlock the full game.
but beware it is hard lol but its great fun and has the best online raacing out there
I still have , but it is hard as fook tryin to play using a keyboard, you need a decent wheel and pedals, may treat myself to MOMO or the new G25 as it’s me birthday 😉
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
PMSL @ Soia!!
Lammie we love you for the info .. I’m sorry we doubted you but you know it’s not my fault I’m a northern butt muncher and suck chimp penis 🙂
Cheers for the vote of confidence 😛
@sickofitall wrote:
For the benefit of everyone here, I’ve translated it so it’s jargon free.
@Lammie wrote:
Hello again chumps!
We would like to explain here how committed we are to making as much money as possible, those whores and that booze doesn’t pay for themselves you know! We acknowledge that the patching process could have been smoother for Battlefield 2, someone pointed that out in the brothel the other day. Can’t remember who said it though because I was getting a blowie off a very expensive hooker at the time and since you’ve all sent us your money I thought the least I could do was concentrate on enjoying it for you.
Anyway, Dice has recently formed a Live Team with the purpose of getting as much out of this cash cow as we can while the goings good, though given EA’s success rate with releasing a half finished mod every 6 months and calling it a new game we expect a good few years out of this yet.
Your Dice Live Team is located at the Dice Studio in Stockholm which is good for us because all those stories you hear about tidy blonde Swedish birds with wazzo jugs is true and not to put too fine a point on it we’re laughing our cocks off about this, these birds will do anything, and I mean anything once you’ve got a Porsche.
Where did we get this money from? Oh yeah, that game we released. Sorry, forgot myself there. Someone said we should try to make it work! I think it was Sven – god that lads a joker! We all had a laugh about that one I can tell you! We got him another bottle of champers to keep him quiet just so we didn’t split our sides laughing!
With all this said, we would like to announce a patch Battlefield 2142, that is when we’ve got out of the pub and our todgers have fallen off. You’ll appreciate that we’re having far too much fun with your brass to bother at the moment. The patch includes more than 25 fixes which will improve every player’s experience on the Battlefield, but will probably cause about 50 more problems to fuck it up because it’s hard to concentrate with a all this cash lying around waiting to be spent.
In the meantime, keep playing our game because we certainly fucking aren’t!
See you on the Battlefield! (my arse!)
/Your Dice Live TeamLOL Quality 😆
Pah, shoot the messenger 👿
Well it’s not as if you haven’t been asked to help out is it?
/wanders off muttering…..
@airmessy wrote:
Personally i would piss my pants if ea wiped your score.
Dammit Messy don’t give me ideas……
/ looks on msn for EA Customer Services Contact in Account Services Dept 😉
Legit get a feckin life mate 😈
