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There is a solution Turks. Simply wait until he has gone out on the piss, then take a big shit in his bed. With any luck he’s stagger into bed and only discover your steaming ‘present’ in the morning and believe it is his. Ok, he might wake you up again, but you’ve shat in his bed, so that’s alright. 8)
Does she have a penis? If so keep her away from Insane or he’ll be in there like a rat up a puckered drainpipe. 😆
I’m with BT and I have to say that for a year I haven’t had a single cause for complaint with my connection. It’s not a cheap service, but as Tess has found out over the last few years, with BB you get what you pay for.
Well said that man. Playing ‘Dungeons and Drag Queens’ is akin to going into a meeting of skinheads and shouting that you’ve had all their mothers in the shit-hoop; clearly madness.
P.S. The things I do with chicken feet is enough to make Paris Hilton blush.
@TurksMeister wrote:
Fuck I need to get laid… its been over 6 months… I’d shag a duck right now if I could find one…
… now wheres that old bread I was saving up…?!
😯 😆 😯
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Reminds me of that bit in Jackass2 where Preston chases wee-man around a corner in India.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOh51JybBp0
Best I could find but it’s some bloke pointing his camera-phone at a tv with the sequence playing 😕
Then we can call it Nuke-castle, well we can call the crater that anyway 😆
Might want to warn Snell and Dropkick before pressing the button though 8)
@=XDC=CaptUnderpants wrote:
Sufuckingperb
Liking the tmesis 😀
And those Tintin things are hilarious. I’m with Snell, the end of 3 FTW!
Sadly I will be turning on all my electrical equipment, be it lights, ovens or plug-in vibrators at that time due to a previous engagement. 😕
@VicJameson wrote:
Awww, the kitten and the fish are soooooooo cute.
Oh, that was me (Tess), Vic forgot to log off (doh)
