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@=XDC=McQueen wrote:
On his wedding day 2 years later his brother printed out the pictures we’d taken, which he had no recollection of
What he printed them out in the church? ❓ 😀
Bah! Mocked in my own facetious stylee!
You’ve won this round McQueen, but the war’s not over yet!
Hank: “Well, I’ve been a hunter all my life. I love animals. That’s why I like to kill ’em. I wouldn’t kill an animal I didn’t like. Goodday Roy.”
Voice Over: “Hank and Roy Spim are tough, fearless backwoodsmen who have chosen to live in a violent, unrelenting world of nature’s creatures, where only the fittest survive. Today they are off to hunt mosquitoes.”
Hank: “The mosquito’s a clever little bastard. You can track him for days and days until you really get to know him like a friend. He knows you’re there, and you know he’s there. It’s a game of wits. You hate him, then you respect him, then you kill him.”
If you play in on the Oman map then it should drop in a camel for you IMHO. Or maybe a donkey if you’re USMC.
Don’t worry McQ, Euro Forces tonight! You can relieve some of your day’s pent up anger with the Euro support gun:
K-CHANG! K-CHANG! K-CHANG! K-CHANG!
One of my mates (a big 6′ 3″ guy) called Luke passed out at my flat once after a curry. For a laugh I put a Santa hat on him and we took some pictures. When it became clear he wasn’t waking up we started to take photos of him drinking larger, with the hoover in his mouth etc Until we thought it would be funny to stand him upright. By this stage we were laughing so much that when we’d got him stood up (took 4 of us, he’s a big guy) he woke up, we freaked out and dropped him as he collapsed to the floor, and then went back to sleep.
On his wedding day 2 years later his brother printed out the pictures we’d taken, which he had no recollection of.
Uh oh iNSANE, Sir Sean’s just emailed me. Looks like you’ve upset him indirectly with that last comment:
I showed the future Mrs NeonSamurai this thread last night and she was suitably impressed that you guys don’t think she’s being unreasonable. A bit of positive re-enforcement can work wonders. And whilst I appreciate the offers for hitmen, face slashing, lumps of 4×2 and shagging Mark’s GF, she made it clear that those weren’t an option. Well she made it clear that the last idea wasn’t an option and just umm’ed and ahh’ed about the others.
Cheers guys.
@cloudmonkey wrote:
greetings, all. nice place you’ve got here. fraid i’m one of those o’gaymers. still i might one day learn to play something a bit more feisty.
Never appologise for playing Ogame cloudmonkey, ’tis a man’s game and let no-one tell you differently. Here’s what the Oxford English Dictionary has to say about Ogame:
Ogame; O-game: An online space computer game involving planets and starships which requires time and patience to play. This game is normally only played by real men who are definately hetrosexual, and certainly don’t bat for the away team. In fact, if Sir Sean Connery played any computer games it’d be Ogame for sure. “I sheem to shee shum ships on my shcanner,” he’d say “I think itsh time to shtart shooting interplanetary misshiles at shome shcumbags.”
Welcome to the forums mate. Galaxy 5 is where it’s at 😉
This BBQ better have beef on the menu and not human flesh like last time (which tastes like pork) 😡
We need lots of BF2 players to come around otherwise we end up playing WoW for hours.
CAN I CUM?
iNSANE say you can’t and that you should see a doctor about it.
Heh. Thanks for the support fellows. I just wanted to make sure that there wasn’t any chance that Nathalie (I’ll have a word with her about the spelling SOIA, but she is part French) and myself were being a bit selfish.
To be honest Mark can have his wedding where and whenever he wants. But if he wants us to go to Hawaii he can take a running jump. Having the date of ours changed to September would be an act of genious, as would getting him and his GF put in Guantanamo for their honeymoon. But I’ll have to put those down as ‘plan B’.
We’ll be having a nice big wedding in the church down the road come hell or high water. I’m just pissed off with the rest of the family siding with Mark. Still they’ve made their alliegances clear. And they can all fack orf!
@Captain_Chronic wrote:
I occaisionally say “ave it” not not as often as yourself or Max 🙂
You see? It is catching! I even got my hair cut short at the weekend (no buzz cut yet, but ask me again in a few weeks). I’ve even started playing the medic class more often! 😯
If this keeps up I’ll be getting one shot kills!
Seriously though, I can’t stop myself saying ‘AVE IT!’ No doubt when I punch my future brother in law, those are the words I will utter!
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”
I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”
I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”
Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?
rofl! Im sorry about that fella 😀 I cant help meself sometimes! As the great Peter Kay once said “AVE IT!”
But if your worried about turning in to me mate, its not so bad! For a start, I have a 12inch cock! 😀
That’s a maybe Max, but we don’t have a big enough garden to keep any poultry, even a small one like that. 🙁
If your wedding is after Mark’s, why do you need to cut short your honeymoon since they get married before you? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Mark’s getting married in some place like Hawaii, so we’ll need to take a week off to get there. The only way that Nathalie can do that is by cutting short our Honeymoon (she’s started a new job so only has 12 or so days holiday this year). I think that’s waaaay out of line.
Nathalie’s angry about all this, but none of the other members of her family think it’s out of order (they all think she’s overreacting), so I wanted to run it by some ‘normal’ people before I start putting my foot down. And I hadn’t even considered the wedding present situation either!
There’s a lot of family rivalry amongst Nathalie and her siblings (she’s one of four) so I think that this might be some pathetic attempt at one upmanship by her brother. If I could persuade her to ‘do a Pharty’ I certainly would.
If you want I could always go visit the bride a few weeks before the wedding and cut her face up, that should force a postponement.
*sniff* It’s when you say nice stuff like that, it makes me realise how good a friend you really are mate.
