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May 22, 2006 at 11:19 am #14035XDCNeonSamuraiParticipant
Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”
I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”
I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”
Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?
May 22, 2006 at 11:31 am #24845XDCMissisParticipantNo mate, your just fantasizing about Max 😀
May 22, 2006 at 11:32 am #24846LensmanParticipantThis is a serious medical problem that you have, Neon.
You’ve turned into Max.
Get help now before it’s too late.
May 22, 2006 at 11:41 am #24847XDCNeonSamuraiParticipantI don’t know what’s worse, fantasizing about Max or turning into Max. 😯
At least if both do happen then I can get down to some serious self lovin’!
Does anyone else inadvertently say ‘ave it!’ on a daily basis, or am I the only one suffering from Maximatosis?
May 22, 2006 at 11:49 am #24848Captain_ChronicParticipantI occaisionally say “ave it” not not as often as yourself or Max 🙂
May 22, 2006 at 12:06 pm #24849XDCMADMAXParticipant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”
I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”
I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”
Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?
rofl! Im sorry about that fella 😀 I cant help meself sometimes! As the great Peter Kay once said “AVE IT!”
But if your worried about turning in to me mate, its not so bad! For a start, I have a 12inch cock! 😀
May 22, 2006 at 12:13 pm #24850XDCMcQueenParticipantI have a 12inch cock!
*edit*
Ive edited this cos it made me feel bad 🙁
May 22, 2006 at 12:14 pm #24851XDCMADMAXParticipant😀
May 22, 2006 at 12:20 pm #24852XDCNeonSamuraiParticipant@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”
I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”
I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”
Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?
rofl! Im sorry about that fella 😀 I cant help meself sometimes! As the great Peter Kay once said “AVE IT!”
But if your worried about turning in to me mate, its not so bad! For a start, I have a 12inch cock! 😀
That’s a maybe Max, but we don’t have a big enough garden to keep any poultry, even a small one like that. 🙁
May 22, 2006 at 12:27 pm #24853XDCMADMAXParticipantYou think your so dam clever dont you! 😀
May 22, 2006 at 12:30 pm #24854LensmanParticipant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
That’s a maybe Max, but we don’t have a big enough garden to keep any poultry, even a small one like that. 🙁
Oh great comeback!! ROFL etc 😆 [/i]
May 22, 2006 at 1:00 pm #24855XDCNeonSamuraiParticipant@Captain_Chronic wrote:
I occaisionally say “ave it” not not as often as yourself or Max 🙂
You see? It is catching! I even got my hair cut short at the weekend (no buzz cut yet, but ask me again in a few weeks). I’ve even started playing the medic class more often! 😯
If this keeps up I’ll be getting one shot kills!
Seriously though, I can’t stop myself saying ‘AVE IT!’ No doubt when I punch my future brother in law, those are the words I will utter!
May 22, 2006 at 1:34 pm #24856XDCiNSANEParticipantI often say “Eat it” 😀
May 22, 2006 at 1:35 pm #24857XDCOldPhartParticipant‘Av It bitch is wot I say now. Purely coz I have to be origional and refuse to attribute my “Ave It” ‘abbit to Max,
My Italian wiffy even arseked me to explain wot ‘aveet’ meant the other night 😯
May 22, 2006 at 1:44 pm #24858RonathonParticipantDrove to work this morning behind a van from this company:
http://www.touchportsmouth.com/business/list/bid/4273862
I tend to say ‘take that mofo’ but in a Palace butler accent, upon twating anyone whoring a tank/plane/chopper/snipper generaly annoying bastages 😮
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