Ave it! – The Curse

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  • #14035
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”

    I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”

    I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”

    Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?

    #24845
    XDCMissis
    Participant

    No mate, your just fantasizing about Max 😀

    #24846
    Lensman
    Participant

    This is a serious medical problem that you have, Neon.

    You’ve turned into Max.

    Get help now before it’s too late.

    #24847
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    I don’t know what’s worse, fantasizing about Max or turning into Max. 😯

    At least if both do happen then I can get down to some serious self lovin’!

    Does anyone else inadvertently say ‘ave it!’ on a daily basis, or am I the only one suffering from Maximatosis?

    #24848
    Captain_Chronic
    Participant

    I occaisionally say “ave it” not not as often as yourself or Max 🙂

    #24849
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”

    I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”

    I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”

    Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?

    rofl! Im sorry about that fella 😀 I cant help meself sometimes! As the great Peter Kay once said “AVE IT!”

    But if your worried about turning in to me mate, its not so bad! For a start, I have a 12inch cock! 😀

    #24850
    XDCMcQueen
    Participant

    I have a 12inch cock!

    *edit*

    Ive edited this cos it made me feel bad 🙁

    #24851
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    😀

    #24852
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Last night, Sheriff Underlay jumps out of a truck and empties his Berretta 92 into some evil human/monster hybrids in the TV show ‘Invasion’. Upon watching this I remark “Ave it!”

    I watch my sister play in a chaity cricket match. Everytime she whacks the ball I remark “Ave it!”

    I shoot down a Blackhawk with four people on board on Maashtuur, with the medic unlock gun. I shout “Ave it!”

    Am I cursed (pronounced curse-ed)?

    rofl! Im sorry about that fella 😀 I cant help meself sometimes! As the great Peter Kay once said “AVE IT!”

    But if your worried about turning in to me mate, its not so bad! For a start, I have a 12inch cock! 😀

    That’s a maybe Max, but we don’t have a big enough garden to keep any poultry, even a small one like that. 🙁

    #24853
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    You think your so dam clever dont you! 😀

    #24854
    Lensman
    Participant

    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    That’s a maybe Max, but we don’t have a big enough garden to keep any poultry, even a small one like that. 🙁

    Oh great comeback!! ROFL etc 😆 [/i]

    #24855
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @Captain_Chronic wrote:

    I occaisionally say “ave it” not not as often as yourself or Max 🙂

    You see? It is catching! I even got my hair cut short at the weekend (no buzz cut yet, but ask me again in a few weeks). I’ve even started playing the medic class more often! 😯

    If this keeps up I’ll be getting one shot kills!

    Seriously though, I can’t stop myself saying ‘AVE IT!’ No doubt when I punch my future brother in law, those are the words I will utter!

    #24856
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    I often say “Eat it” 😀

    #24857
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    ‘Av It bitch is wot I say now. Purely coz I have to be origional and refuse to attribute my “Ave It” ‘abbit to Max,

    My Italian wiffy even arseked me to explain wot ‘aveet’ meant the other night 😯

    #24858
    Ronathon
    Participant

    Drove to work this morning behind a van from this company:

    http://www.touchportsmouth.com/business/list/bid/4273862

    I tend to say ‘take that mofo’ but in a Palace butler accent, upon twating anyone whoring a tank/plane/chopper/snipper generaly annoying bastages 😮

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