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I hope it was you Morgan and not your Missus who started this thread, or you’re for the high jump!
Happy Birthday!
I have tails of Rhinos & Jumbos, and fucking Black Mambas.
You fucked a snake? And you have the audacity to mock my koala fetish? Shame on you!
TBH Pharty, from what WET tells me, you’re a walking book of boys own adventures. Maybe you should write your memoirs?
I agree with Wipers on this one. Looks a little bit too staged for me, and they just seem to maul him rather than ripping bloody great chunks out of him.
If it is real though, that’s one less moron for the gene pool!
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Kind.. I’ve checked his Work queue.. he’s not busy 😉
Pah! I do loads of work that our job queue doesn’t cover, so I can hardly log it can I?
Well I vote for EF (but I would wouldn’t I?)
I reckon we’re best to keep EF in rotation on Tuesdays and Thursdays for a week or two and then put the maps into rotation permanently. Although Wipers is probably the better person to advice on if that’s a good idea or not.
I reckon we should plan an SF day for next week, maybe Wednesday and let as many folks know about it as possible. I think if you put it online tonight without much notice it won’t be as popular.
You can thank Mad ‘Soft and Cuddly’ Max and iNSANE (the big lug) for coming up with the idea and arranging the card. Gawd bless ’em. They’re like those two guys in that film, who’re really tough and manly, but really they’re lovelly and caring. Brokeback Mountain it’s called.
theres only so many times i can do the benny hill sidekick head slap before she starts going ballistic
That’s comedy genius! You’re like a latter day Patch Adams! Laughter is always the best cure, just ask Doc (with his tu’ penny ha’ penny doctors degrees, which aren’t that funny).
Glad to hear that you and the missus are coping like a couple of troupers and that things sound like they’re going well.
And you’ll be at the Laaandhan meet too? Aces
@sickofitall wrote:
@Wipers wrote:
Btw Chaos is male and hes from Canada (maybe US). Was talking to him quite a lot on squad speak the other night. He’s a good chap, he likes our server and deserves better than having his post spammed by you two lady boys 👿
I started writing a long story about a Canadian I met in Munich when I was pissed up but it was the usual rambling bullshit I normally come up with – so here’s the bullet points:
* They really do say “aboot” instead of “about”. No joking, I thought South Park must have been making it up.
* They don’t like you talking about the Fenian Invasion of Canada because, like the majority of inhabitants of New York, they all think they’re Irish for some unknown reason. (Probably not the french ones though).
* They are offended if you call them a cunt. They don’t like the word much.
* They can’t take their beer. One night on the piss in Munich and they look like they’ve been shoed half to death the following morning.
* They have an annoying mate who tries to pull your missus but fails miserably, leaving you stuck with her. For gods sake, can’t they do owt right?Yet again SOIA has humbled us all with his insight into that part of the United States with a maple leaf on its flag. But being the travelled globe trotter I thought I’d add a bit more information for people who’ve never been to Canada, or met a Canadian person:
Canada (or Canadia as it’s now known) has three big cities Vacouver, Torontia and Victoria. Although bigger that the Atlantic Ocean the country boasts only 80,000 inhabitants, most of who are vagrants. Canadia’s people like ice hockey, but are normally unsure of everything they say, so finish most sentences with ‘eh?’
So if you’re playing Maashtur and Cha0sEngine says “we are attacking the back yard eh.” You have to say “Of course we’re attacking the back-fuckin’-yard. Would I give an order to attack the back-fuckin’-yard, if I didn’t want you to attack the back-fuckin’-yard? You stupid bloody American!”
Canadia is part of America, there’s no doubt about that, even if Cha0s says different. Say to him “are you sure that Canada isn’t just a state of America? Do you have any doubt about that?” If he responds by saying “I have no doubt about it” Then laugh hysterically and call him a fag.
I copied most of that word for word from the ‘Mitchellin Guide Book of Canada’.
@=XDC=McQueen wrote:
Oh and the support gun in EF is fookin awsome the sound it makes is just amazing……like mazes,they amaze me and so does egg mayonaze……………. ❓
That’s probably the most profound thing I’ve ever heard.
The gun is cool though. Makes a sound like you’re dropping a heavy chain onto some cutlery.
AVE IT!!!
Shame is wasn’t 20%, and shame his name wasn’t Dariel.
Oh and BTW I just recieved this email:
Hi Neon,
I’ve just seen the post on your forums with that massive ACS that Snell, Munkee, Queeks and Underpants managed to pull off and it made me so horny. I’m really up for a shag, and I’ll let you do ‘owt to me, like the bad, slutty girl that I am. And I might have a few quid coming my way shortly so I’ll buy us a curry and a few cans of special brew too.
Yours lustily,
Heather Mills-McCartney
I’m a bit of a ‘leg man’ though, so I’ll probably pass.
Howdie? Sounds like you’ve been talking with Cowboy on TS too much Pharty.
Hi Cha0sEngine. Glad you like the XDC server. Are you from England, like approx 60% of the members here, or are you from one of those weird foreign places, like Wales?
@Captain_Chronic wrote:
Hurrah for Monkey butlers….. If i had a monkey butler I would pull its teeth out and train it to suck my cock . 😆
Fuck! I’m gonna stop posting!
That is top quality! This is a great thread!
I’ve got some boxes like that at my office here. Is there a FAQ how to make a transformers box? I could hide from pesky users in an instant!
“Hmmm… Mark was here a few seconds ago. But now he’s gone, and only this Dell computer box remains…”
Blaady ‘ell!
Sounds like lord Phartsbury ‘ere is a proper toff an’ naaah mistakin’.
As long as there’s a Roseyanna for a sing along and a some warm ale then I’m ‘appy!
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
I thought Cowboys Minced?
Well I think he did put his parole officer’s hand through a mincer one time. Or it might have been a blender.
An SF night? Awwww…
I’ll have to go out and buy a copy, which I resent because EA are an evil corporation who produce substandard games and don’t patch them properly etc. etc. etc.
So that’s a ‘yes’ from me, although I’d probably run Euro Farce a few more times first.
BTW. Anyone know if we can change the advert in the bottom right hand side of the loading screen on our server? Might be a good place to advertise when we plan to do these things?
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
lol I didnt want to say.. dint wanna hurt his feelings at posting stuff found in museums 🙂
rofl – nearly had to brush away the fine layer of dirt on that link.
Don’t worry, the last time that Cowboy freaked out because he’d posted an old link and then went around the person(s) who pointed it out house(s) and then burned them down was months ago, before he had a brief spell in prison for assault.
Cowboy (or Spine Breaker Brett as they called him in the mental ward he was in during his stay) is a changed man. So much has he changed in fact, that when his neighbour broke his back and died in a house fire Cowboy was the first on the scene trying to help the poor burning man by trying to stamp the fire out on his face.
Who says the system doesn’t work?
