XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: Back #24143
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    It’s all Wolf’s fault.

    By the power vested in me I do hereby give you the right to give your brother a Chinese burn, or to put him in a headlock until he admits that you are skillful and that he smells of poo.

    Erm… But in answer to your question:

    We got hacked by ‘tards and so the server went down and Magicker sorted out this new board for us.

    in reply to: BANDIDAS! One for SOIA :) #24039
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Me a ‘new man’? Pah! I’m just a good old fashioned romantic who knows how to treat a woman. In Pizza Hut, I’d be all suave and treat Hayek like a princess:

    “No Hayek, you can have as much as you like from the salad bar, in fact it’d be cheaper if you did.”

    And then when the bill came Neon ‘Cassanova’ Samurai would pull out the big guns:

    “No Hayek, I insist that I pay half of the bill. Although you did have the Mexican hot pizza and I stuck to the salad bar, so really you should pay two thirds. Or maybe you should just pay it all and I’ll pay you back with the only currency I carry – hot sex.”

    I’m 99% sure that she’d be putty in my hands after that.

    in reply to: Brualism #24049
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I likes ’em!

    Reminds me of what the future was supposed to be like when I was a lad. For the most part they’re concrete eyesores, but at least they have character and a strange foreboding quality.

    This is the Council Offices near where I live in a town called Aylesbury. It’s the tallest building for miles.

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22844
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    The only way us Londoners would go to DMZ’s like Manchester or Nottingham is if Badger could loan us a Warrior APC to drive there in.

    Although it’d probably get its caterpillar tracks nicked…

    in reply to: BANDIDAS! One for SOIA :) #24032
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Hmmm…

    More controversey. I’d go in this order:

    Hayek: Pizza Hut, The Cinema then maybe a kebab.

    Cruz: Coffee, Pub Lunch and then hang around the bus station.

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22841
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    iNSANE, Turks has a poor excuse for not coming but you have NO excuse.

    It’s only a few hour journey down from Manc, you’ll have time for a coke, or perhaps lemonade and then a journey back on the clogged M1 where you can ponder how great an evening it was.

    That sounds perfect to me.

    Or you could get Messy to give you a lift as his 6 hour journey would be made much easier if he had somebody else to play eye spy with.

    in reply to: Phew… just in time! #23957
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Are we now at a state of war gentlemen?

    What alliance are Turks new friends members of?

    in reply to: Flight Plan #24018
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Pfffft!

    You might all choose to mock this film, but the exact same thing happened to me on a flight back from Tennerife. Except it wasn’t my daughter, it was my in flight meal and I’m sure the fat fcuker who was sitting next to me ate it when I was on the bog.

    in reply to: Happy 40th Birthday Badger! #23978
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Happy Birthday mate.

    The way I look at life is that the older you get, the worse the music on ‘Top of the Pops’ becomes, which is god’s way of telling you that the youth of today are all morons.

    Now, when I was a lad it were different…

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22838
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    16th of June sounds great! Although I’m sure it’ll be on the same day that GF has planned we do something. She was talking about a BBQ in June sometime to meet some of her family (or something) 🙄

    So that’s the date. What’s the venue? Anyone know of any good watering holes around the city?

    XDCNeonSamurai
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    There’s a Franchi SPAS12 in the M41-A as well. The finished gun weighed in at a little over 11lbs.

    Heavy man.

    in reply to: BF2142 trailer/gameplayfootage from E3 #23542
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    heheh tool.. I knew what ya meant 😉

    bloody southerners .. no sence of humour what so ever 😀

    I don’t find that generalisation very funny.

    in reply to: BF2142 trailer/gameplayfootage from E3 #23531
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Here’s a link to a report from Bit TECH who are claiming that it’s just a new set of skins, and nothing much else really. There’s no denying that the game looks good and very polished, it’s just a bit too Buck Rogers for the Battlefield series IMHO.

    Reminds me of a mix betweens mechwarrior and total annihilation – good games

    They’re two of my gaming favourites!

    But I’d still rather them stick to real world stuff for the Battlefield series, rather than branching out into sci fi. If I wanted that kind of gameplay I’d be thinking about getting Quake Wars instead.

    in reply to: Earth, Wind and Fire #23791
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    i shall tell the World!!!!!

    or at least anyone in the cab today prepared to listen to my renditions of September….boogie wonderland etc

    Perhaps they will pay me more to shut the f**k up ! 😉

    Hang on!!!! I’m in your cab today!

    *Note to self: remember to pack the tazer

    in reply to: Earth, Wind and Fire #23789
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Earth, Wind and Fire always sounds like the effects of a vindaloo to me.

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